That is a fantastically intriguing observation. But I agree I think getting out of the library even for a little bit would be a good thing at this point.
Take either your daddy's credit cards or a blindfold. Without one or the other, you will not survive long.
Also I have decided to buy one of those ornate, embroidered 70s bedspread thingoes and use that for a rug. Much easier to clean and I have seen several in Salvo's recently. I want one in red, green or purple