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MARCH 27, 2011 @ 02:27 AM | 36 COMMENTS


Barack Obama Ate My Hamster!

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Obama is Awesome!



My labradoodle spends more time deliberating where to lie down than Obama spent on bombing Libya.



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Obama is awesome. He is bombing the crap out of that evil dictator in Libya.
So you supported Bush when he went into Iraq, right?
Bush is an idiot. Iraq never attacked us and there were no WMDs.
Can't the same be said of Libya?
I don't care. Obama is awesome.
Do you realise Gaddafi gave up his nukes only after watching Iraq go down?
I don't care.
So this dictator Gaddafi is a pretty evil dude, right?
For sure. He is killing his own people and they have no freedom or rights.
Didn't the Iraqi dictator kill his people and deny them freedom and rights?
I don't care. Bush is a buffoon.
So, are you upset that Obama didn't negotiate and just jumped into war?
No. What part of 'dictator' do you not understand? You cannot reason with these people.
Did you feel the same way about Bush and Saddam Hussein?
No. Bush rushed into war. Obama thinks before he acts.
My labradoodle spends more time deliberating where to lie down than Obama spent on bombing Libya. Did you know Bush got a congressional resolution for Iraq and made the case for a full year and a half after 9/11?
I don't care. Obama is awesome. Besides the UN is in charge this time and the US is not alone.
Did you know there were 17 UN resolutions on Iraq? Do you know the Iraq coalition was twice as big as this Libya gang? Do you realise you are making Charlie Sheen seem rational?
Winning.
Indeed. So, Bush went to war in Iraq for oil. Right?
Yes, Bush attacked Iraq over oil. He is a stupid fratboy.
Did you know Libya has a ton of oil which almost exclusively goes to Europe and that they desperately want to keep the oil flowing? Do you realise that this actually is a war for oil, only the oil is for the Italians, French, Germans, Spanish and other Europeans?
Now you're just talking nonsense. Those Europeans have windmills. They don't need oil.
I see. Does it concern you that this war is unpaid for? That instead of the leader of the free world you've got a patsy for the Arab League and the UN? Are you concerned that your president is spending more time golfing, vacationing and watching college basketball than conferring with his generals?
I don't care. Obama is cool and awesome. His bracket picks were outstanding too.
Indeed. So, you must be pretty upset that innocent Libyans are dying from your bombs?
No, that's just the unfortunate part of unseating an evil dictator.
So you thought it was OK for Iraqis to die when you bombed there?
No, Bush is a baby killer. Bush lied, people died. Halliburton.
But didn't Obama say he'd negotiate with any deranged dictator before attacking? Didn't he say pre-emption was wrong and he'd never do it? Did he not lie?
Obama is only human. He can be wrong without lying, you know.
If you renege on a promise, is that not a lie?
I don't care. Cheney, neo-cons, Halliburton, Coke Brothers and Fox news.
Bush never said he saw WMD in Iraq only that he believed they were there. So he was wrong, but not a liar. Right?
No, Bush lied. I saw it on the news.
Really. What news shows do you watch?
I watch SNL, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
You do know that those are comedy shows, right?
They are very funny, now that you mention it.
So Obama is killing civilians in a pre-emptive, unfunded, undeclared war for oil promoted by the dictators of the Arab League along with the UN, in support of some unidentified rebels who he's never met with, and you are fine with all that?
Remind me again what it is about Obama that makes him so awesome.
He is a man of peace. Did you know he even got the Nobel peace prize? Just like Morgan Freeman.
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MARCH 8, 2011 @ 01:35 AM | 10 COMMENTS


That's Life!

JANUARY 19, 2011 @ 06:41 AM | 13 COMMENTS


Cherry Apple Pie Recipe!

3 to 4 tart apples, peeled, cored and thinly sliced or use 1 (20 oz.) can pie sliced apples, drained (3 cups)
3 c. tart cherries or 1 (20 oz.) can cherry pie filling
3/4 c. sugar
2 tbsp. all purpose flour
1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon
Dash ground nutmeg
Dash salt
Pastry for 2 crust 9 inch pie
2 tbsp. butter

Combine sugar, flour, cinnamon, nutmeg and salt. Mix with apples, add cherries and fold in. Line 9 inch pie pan with pastry. Fill with apple-cherry mixture. Dot with butter. Adjust top crust, cutting slits for escape of steam. Sprinkle with sugar. Bake at 400 degrees until done, about 50 minutes. If necessary cover edge with foil to prevent over browning.



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JANUARY 14, 2011 @ 02:00 AM | 2 COMMENTS


The Dot Cometh On Sunday!

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NOVEMBER 9, 2010 @ 09:43 AM | 9 COMMENTS


From Nigeria With Love!

Good Day,

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I got your reference in my search for someone who suits my proposed business relationship. I am Mr.Peter Lee a Republic of Congo, happily married with children, and I am a Director of Republic of Congo Gold Industry Ltd, in charge of the Director department. I have a confidential business suggestion for you. I will need you to assist me in executing a business project from Republic of Congo to your country. It involves a total
sum of 4.6 Million Euro Cash and 150 kg of dust gold.

Everything concerning this transaction shall be legally done without hitch. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.
Once the funds have been successfully delivery to you from one of the diplomatic agent man, we shall share in the ratio to be agreed by both of us. I will prefer you get back to me and finally after that I shall furnish you with more information's about this operation. Should you be interested.

Please forward the following to me urgently:

1. Full names
2.. Occupation
3. Private phone number
4. Current contact address for the delivery,
5. A Valued Pa ssport or ID card

Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not hunt me because I am putting my career and the life of my family at stake with this venture. Although nothing ventured is nothing gained.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,

Mr.Peter Lee



I get two to three of these emails everyday!
I always wonder how many people get duped..
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AUGUST 28, 2010 @ 05:02 PM | 12 COMMENTS


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