age: 25 (Aug 11, 1987)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2008

occupation: office bitch.

gets me hot: kisses on the jaw while my throat is being warned.

fantasy: blood sex and heplocks.

heroes: machete suicide.

crush: anyone uninterested in me.

i lost my virginity: that makes two of us.

makes me sad: humidity, the final scenes in a war/battle movie where honour and pride are encouraged, the amount i'm worth versus the amount i'm paid, small wieners, children, dropping my phone in the toilet, overdraft fees, celibacy, idiots.

makes me happy: the smell of autumn, road trips with my bestfriend, trying to synchronize my blinker with the person in front of me, making beer, turbulence, girls that will show me their boobies, southern delta blues, gentlemen, down comforters, blue rare steaks, alabama ass whuppins.

stats: that is a palindrome.

into: ina garten.

most humbling moment: i don't think i've been humbled, but please, feel free to try.