age: 24 (Aug 11, 1987)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2008

occupation: office bitch.

most humbling moment: i don't think i've been humbled, but please, feel free to try.

gets me hot: kisses on the jaw while my throat is being warned.

i lost my virginity: that makes two of us.

stats: that is a palindrome.

fantasy: blood sex and heplocks.

makes me happy: the smell of autumn, road trips with my bestfriend, trying to synchronize my blinker with the person in front of me, making beer, turbulence, girls that will show me their boobies, southern delta blues, gentlemen, down comforters, blue rare steaks, alabama ass whuppins.

body mods: tattoos, beer.

heroes: machete suicide.

into: ina garten.

makes me sad: humidity, the final scenes in a war/battle movie where honour and pride are encouraged, the amount i'm worth versus the amount i'm paid, small wieners, children, dropping my phone in the toilet, overdraft fees, celibacy, idiots.