age: 34 (Oct 09, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2004

occupation: photographer

crush: anything i can get my hands on... oh, there you are.

fantasy: going to japan

i lost my virginity: to jesus. surpringly gentle.

most humbling moment: i saw carrot top live once. i genuinely laughed a couple of times. please don't tell my mom.

into: bands, films, books, tv shows, artists, vices, and current crushes

body mods: none. how boring. i plan on a late life in crime, so i don't want too many descriptive physical attributes. i guess i could simply leave no witnesses, though...

makes me happy: crispin glover, the gravitational pull of the moon in realtion to the tides (LOW ONLY), CCR, puppies...

makes me sad: danny glover, the gravitational pull of the moon in relation to the tides (HIGH ONLY), BTO, drowned puppies...

gets me hot: books on tape, mormons, individually wrapped slices of cheese, narwhals, spell-check, the list continues...