into: metal, punk, indie, rockabilly. working out, ufc, art, occult, paranormal, and other things that don't make sense together
not into: posers, drama queens or kings, child abusers or any other obvious categories of dickdom
makes me happy: Dolphins swimming on a rainbow
makes me sad: cigarette ashes in my coffee
hobbies: playing music, working out, painting and filling out this profile
5 things i can't live without: cable, phone, ass, my 54' ford, whey protein
vices: the occasional smoke, and women that leave me hollow
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: planning for world domination
occupation: personal trainer, full-time thrasher
current crush: your mom
body mods: tats and two steel rods in my spine with various screws and bolts.
gets me hot: humidity
favorite position: the one where my penis is in a vagina
fantasy: getting smacked in the face with a spatula while screeching down a slip and slide covered in jello
sign: Scorpio
most humbling moment: Drunk, getting out of a hot tub and falling off a deck into a bush. naked. good times.
i lost my virginity: and i hope it stays there
CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Hardcore, Tattooed, Hillbilly, Metalhead, Rockabilly, Fuck you, I defy categories
