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FEBRUARY 8, 2013 @ 03:59 AM | 2 COMMENTS


FEBRUARY 5, 2013 @ 11:17 PM


I posted this in another group and I'm posting it here too....


Babymama texted my boyfriend yesterday saying she wanted to meet and talk, no arguing, just talking. So he met her at Starbucks today... And she's giving us what we want!

What we have now: visits on the 1st and 3rd weekends from 10am Saturday morning until Sunday at 7pm.

What we'll be getting: Visits on the 1st and 3rd weekends starting Friday when their daughter gets out of school until 7pm Sunday. Visits every Wednesday. Alternating Holiday schedule that the court gave us. Coming to us for babysitting when she is out of school (instead of her mom or her husband or his family).

We don't know if she has an ace up her sleeve somehow, so we're treating it like it's poison until a Judge okays it, but my boyfriend made sure to record her working all this out and agreeing to all of this, so it should hold up if she tries to screw us. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYES!

ETA: Oh, and we MIGHT also get to take her on Vacations. Nothing long, maybe 2 or 3 day trips in the summer. But this is just.... I never thought I'd see the day when we would get all of this!



Talk about awesome news.

I really, really fucking love this song right now. I'd give up something equivalent to a left nut (not a boob mind you, maybe a toe) to go see him on March 1st in Santa Ana.love Gotta figure out how to get work off though...


That's all or now, kids!biggrin
Stay classy, SGers kisskisskiss

FEBRUARY 2, 2013 @ 03:35 PM


No more being sad. Time to be happy. Cuz being sad is fucking lame.

Let's turn Eveski PINK.


In other news, we've been crafting all up in this bitch today.
Superbowl shirts. I'm gonna cut them up after I wash them again. I'll edit the blog to include the final versions.

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Megan's shirt.
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Mine.
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And Valentine's Day gifts.
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Made from painted plastic cups, random tree branches, bunched up bits of tissue paper, seed pod things we found on the branches, and hot glue to hold them together. BOOM. One for my mom, one for Megan's mom. Because even though she is Satan Incarnate and is suing us for full custody of Megan, I'd like it if someone encouraged and helped my child make me a Valentine's gift.

That's all for now. Go, my children. And believe in God!wink

(Seriously, right click and open this in a new tab to read it all if it posts weird in my blog)

FEBRUARY 2, 2013 @ 04:00 AM


JANUARY 31, 2013 @ 08:56 PM


So remember that one time I posted a blog about romance and shit?



I should probably be a little clearer...

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It's not that he's some pervert who wants to plow two bitches at once. This is a shared desire. I'm totally guilty of stretching on a mat at the gym next to him and poking him so I can ask him "Hey... see her? She looks fun, right???"
I mostly meant the whole "true romantic" statement because that's all he can think of.

Here's what I'd like for Valentines...
--Dinner I didn't cook.
--New gym leggings and bike shorts.
--A kindle giftcard.
--To go see a movie in theaters, child-free.
--A pedo-bear mascot costume would be pretty cool too, but those are difficult to find and rather expensive.
--And to end the night taking pictures of and participating in a very wet, oily, sweaty threesome with my boyfriend and another large-breasted brunette, asian if at all possible.

See, I just want more for Valentine's than him. But essentially, we're cut from the same perverted cloth blush biggrin

JANUARY 30, 2013 @ 11:26 PM


What does my boyfriend want for Valentine's Day?

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A threesome with myself and another large breasted brunette.

A true romantic, that one...



So, what do YOU want for Valentine's Day?

JANUARY 19, 2013 @ 05:49 AM


A few weeks ago, I made a sketch of Glitz.



Then I started painting based on the sketch.



And tonight I finally felt motivated enough to continue working on that painting smile


I'm pleased with the direction this is going. If only I were more motivated to sell prints of my art on Etsy. Too much work though...

Oh laziness, you certainly are limiting me on more levels than I'd like to admit.

JANUARY 16, 2013 @ 02:53 PM


Last night... "Oh hey, I have the flu and I've been bedridden for the last 5 days, but I'm gonna go out to the bar to hang with my friends on a 30 degree night for a few hours, get ditched by my ride and have to wall a mile and a half home at 2am." -_-

30 minutes ago... "*cough cough* I'm sick again, take care of me."

Sometimes, I REALLY want to punch my boyfriend in the fucking face.mad
JANUARY 15, 2013 @ 12:28 AM


I'm on a lesbian kick lately. Don't be so quick to ridicule me and quash my hopes.

The highlight of my Monday came at 11:30pm (+/-) when I found out that my fitness idol...
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once did porn.
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Why is this of any importance?
Because now when I have lesbo fantasies about her, I'll know what she looks like naked and those fantasies will be that much more accurate! biggrin

kthxbai!kiss

JANUARY 13, 2013 @ 05:51 PM


After my last blog's considerably depressing note, I decided to write a nicer, more upbeat blog.
Because there isn't a blog category entitled "bitches I'd fist," the title of "People" will have to do...

Anyway, while browsing the web and looking at the beautiful people walking the red carpet for the Golden Globe Awards, I saved some pictures of women who I would go full lesbian for.

First up, Jennifer Lawrence.

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She makes braids sexy.
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She has meat on her bones
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And have you seen her eyes? ZOMG



Second place goes to Anne Hathaway...

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She's way too skinny here, but I love her anyway.
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She was Catwoman.
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And she loves gay people. Like, really loves them, not just because it's trendy.
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And finally... Morena Baccarin.

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She made being a hooker totally awesome.
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And she can totally rock any hairstyle on earth, even short hair which i'm super picky about.
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On a final note, I'd like to add that all of these women have the most fascinating eyes. Enjoy your Sunday night and wish me luck in court tomorrow.

kisskisskiss Stay awesome, SG-ers.

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