Member: lafemmenoir

lafemmenoir is a 28 year-old in Eugene, OR.

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Member: lafemmenoir

age: 28 (Sep 01, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2009

occupation: burlesque dancer, model, seamstress, student, wife

sign: I am a Virgo. married to a Sag. almost married a Cancer.

stats: corseted: 40/38/42 height: 5'6" (barefoot)

gets me hot: my husband

heroes: the troops. duh.

crush: my husband

fantasy: unfortunately, my fantasies don't invilve my husband, they involve married celebrities. wtf is wrong here...?!

makes me happy: my husband, and my cats. also, a nice hearty steak. if I had a penis, a perfect steak would give me a rock hard boner. just sayin'...

into: burlesque, pin-up, cats, reading, antiques, Star Trek (seeing as the last few books I've bought and read have been ST, and I also have all of TNG--including the 4 movies--on my laptop...?)

i lost my virginity: in a porn store viewing room. raped by a Scorpio. happy 18th to me!! *fumes*

body mods: 5 piercings, 2 tats