*snickers evily*
That just struck me as super funny. I'm going to go make a fridge magnet, and it will nestle sweetly between "HAWAII88" and the jesus' scripture one.
Ohhhh, instant messenger, you bring out the whore in all of us.
In other news, the construction here is driving me up the wall.
I need to be getting ready for bed because it's late and I'm so tired but tail twitchy and would you believe, I've been home since 9, two hours now, and I still haven't taken off my jacket. I have been sitting here computering and eating a slab of cake.
(insert sad monkey picture here)
CALGARY
What a trip. Not long enough but more than enough emotion packed in to one weekend to send me sideways and sleepless at the end. A lot of bandaids too but that's just gross. You don't need those details. It ended up with me amputating my elbow, and my new sandals turning into beef grinders for my feets. Poor feets.
Action Shots
Sad day in the kitchen. One of my favorite glasses broke. I was choking on an oatmeal flake and trying not to throw up, and knocked the glass into the sink. Saaaaaaad!
aw, shit it's sideways.
Anyway
"he who fights with his wife at night-gets no piece at night."
PIECE=Peace! PIECE! Do you GET IT???!! DO YOU? LOOK THERE'S HER BUM. You know, piece of ass? You know?
Nearly every fucking cup in my cupboard has a story. I'll make a journal devoted to it one day, or you can just come over and have tea in the mug with the naked lady for the handle.
I have been itching to sit down & write and share my goings on, however trivial they may be.
electric bugaboo
I've been working regularly and had a really busy Saturday at the centre. I happened upon a conversation between two of the members I know pretty well; Client A was showing Client B a whole shwack of her photos documenting her bed bug bites and bugs she'd found in her residence. It turned out B was inquiring because he had some sort of infestation in his residence and even had a small jamjar of (live) specimen. On a hair, a hair off his body. BODY LICE WHEEEEEEEE! And also included in his fester jar were a few bed bugs and pubic lice.
So ensued an hour and a half long informational session/sermon (delivered by me) of causes (stay out of the garbage bins! ), treatment (shave yourself entirely) and the dillegence needed to keep his place fester-free. Dude just didn't get it. He's had them for 3 months and had half his arm down his pants scratching and grabbing. i felt so damn bad for him so also SO DAMN MAD because he has obviously been living like this for waaaaaaaay over 3 months, and has put so many others at risk by utilizing our centre. He wouldn't leave! We asked him to leave then, and immediately procure a haircut, and prepare for a laundry service and bedbug sprayer to come by....20 fucking minutes later he's upstairs playing pool. "oh, yeah, um, I forgot to leave." No you didn't. NO YOU DI"INT.
Five Minute Photo Sesh.
After work that Saturday, my place was all sundappled in the evening. My blessedly bug free abode.
Randomed.
Fleurs & A Pig
I really like my cat. I talk about her a lot, because she's really cute and does nice things and is pretty. I had to cut a friend loose because he interrupted a Leeloo Story Hour with "I could die in my sleep tonight. I don't want my last conversation to be of Leeloo's daily whatever, Hello Kitty, or anything cat related, ok?"
Well, wtf, was I supposed to talk about after THAT. Way to Jonestown the conversation. Total Guyana, asshole.
Tomorrow I start another round of dogsitting. This week it's a big ol' shy black lab. She's going to be a cupboard love but way different than these fuckos. 
The Slither (rocio the chihuahua) and the Lamby (Zorro the poodly), two senior weirdo dogs I had rattling around here last weekend.
I missed you, Mister. You'll like these villain girls:
Somebody get the cat a bucket, she keeps trying to hork up a hairball, and is leaving puddles of cat drool everywhere.
Big Girl Bed
I bought a kween size sheet set for the first time. i was raised in a duvet-only family. Ikea. Always. Only.
So I have been using my same ol' twin sized kwilt for 20 years now, my darlings or sleepover girlfriends use a second comforter i keep around. So I went and treated myself to 460 tc (a fucking bitch to iron! why wasn't there a disclaimer on the package) sheets and a yummy new kween size blanket, in natural unbleached cotton. Yay! I will find a coverlet eventually, or even a new kwilt, but i'm so fucking picky I just can't settle just yet.
So my first sleep in my new ensemble was nice. Kindof like being in a hotel. A hotel with cat hair.
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Breakfast is Creepy
It happens sometimes,.in my house.
The Cue Key
The letter "cue" or "kew" on my BRAND NEW KEYBORD Is now all fucktarded out because Stupid Mike was sitting here gnoshing wine gums and kawed out this speck of orange wine gum, and it landed in the crotch of the cue and #1 keys. He got a paring knife to pick it out and being ham-handed, managed to shove it underneath the letter cue.
OMG
My shift key is bleeping WHAAAAT
Ok it Stopped
Anyway, Mike is an ass and is not allowed to touch my privates anymore anyway, but the cue key incident has forced me to cut him off from even making eye contact with me. I can't stand him.
Here's some sunny pictures of BarfCat to salve my hostility I've just forced you to endure.
MINI HUSKY PULLING A TINY SLED
Beirut
I can't wait, May 22 I'm bringing my tambourine and my babyhead. We;re not pulling any retarded choreography (i cringe at the video) but we will beribbon our hair and drink a lot. That I'm sure of.
Love from, Lady Veeeeeeeee
What's your most UNFAVORITE Sanrio character?? Mine's Rikkikuma Relax Bear (STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, BEAR!), followed closely by anything to do with frogs, penguins, that badtz-maru thingy, & afro-ken.
our HK store is more demented than any My little pony collector's bedroom i've ever seen, and grossly overpriced. 600% markup?? Or something gross like that. So I bought the 2 cel phone charms and sheet of stickers anyway but i don't think I'm going back for the $90 Cel phone dangle featuring Vintage Barbie ANNNND HK, because I do have half a brain left.
Strange Things
Last week, my mum's friend phoned me to see if I'd like to go on a "field trip" to one of her buyer's houses. L makes bank selling McDonald's toys and such to OCD/rich/strange/Texan folks.
This young man buyer happened to be a drag queen My Little Pony collector.
Honestly, it was gross. He also collected Jem dolls (with one set on display, and one set for play), Secret Keepers, Littlest Pet Shops, etc. I only had my phone cam so i wasn't able to get really good shots of the spectacle and his place was dimly lit and, well, dim. 3000+ ponies! OMGPoNIES!!11! Auugh.
Other Things
I am really happy with my workplace & my job. i don't even mind the hour commutes. Yesterday's topics of interest included one of our barred clients returning and threatening to bomb us, and then another client was having suicidal ideations (aggh, I love this guy, and I seriously hope I see him next week). You just never know.
Another client was decompensating and said that whenever he scratches his body, anywhere, he feels that he is indicating homosexuality. if he sees another person scratch an itch or adjust clothing, they are ALSO indicating HIS homosexuality.
Wow.
But he's not gay. But, maybe he's repressed. We don't know, and can't address that, all that's important is that he stays lucid and aware that it's his mental illness making his thoughts go awry.
Growing Things
I have my starter tray of Catnip, pumpkins, yellow squash, and sweet peas going gangbusters behind my TV. The TV i never watch, but can't get rid of because it is my plant stand.
I did some tidying of my container garden on my porch, and rearranged the sedum and oregano that had taken over.
