SO true. I make all of my friends and their friends watch it.

Sorry to read about your heinous work day. I'm glad that she made it.

Where do you work?

And I thought my day of witnessing 2 different people at different times fart while looking at dvds was bad. Over the past week 4 people have farted while looking at dvds. One farted again while in the business section. What is with people?

I hope that girl is okay.

Heh..."OMG I'M A DOCTOR! OMG I'M A DOCTOR! PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE!"

Lord, that sounds harrowing. Glad to know it's unusual, at least.

Boo, I'm so sorry you had a rough day. On the plus side, maybe that neurosurgeon can prescribe some awesome meds to help you forget?

Oh alright.
i worked at a McDonald's for a couple years. One summer we had a car catch fire in the parking lot. There was a guy that I went to high school with, he was a couple years older than me, I do not know what his condition was, but he would take on the role of whatever clothes he was wearing. Well it was after the whole 9/ 11 stuff and the FD NY shirts and hats were popular. He had a hat with the fire department logo and because of that he was a fire fighter, wanted us to call him Capt. Russell. So he wanted to try to open the hood of the car to put the fire out. I was manager at the time so I had to take him the side and tell him that his men were on the way and that they asked for him to not start putting the fire out without the rest of the team. So the firemen showed up and axed open the hood and put the fire out. And he was there to supervise the whole thing. I gave him lunch to thank him for getting his crew to the scene and keeping the fire from spreading to the other cars and the building. Like three days later he showed up with combat boots and he and his cousin were going to shoot gophers and moles with a bazooka.

Interesting...I really don't see how I could possibly be more clear about it in the context of hyperbole.