So my friend Seth had me get a book out of his car, and there was a mid-sized phallus in the passenger seat. I learned a valuable lesson. Buy a phallus for your vehicle. No matter who is going through your stuff, cop or criminal; once they find a dildo, they don't want to look anymore.
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