
age: 30 (Mar 01, 1982)
MEMBER SINCE: August 2005
occupation: transitional
i lost my virginity: eat it.
into: cycling, pristine lakes, breakfast.
makes me happy: snails, puffballs.
stats: batting .365
gets me hot: dark hair, beer bellies.
fantasy: comprehension of the universe
most humbling moment: my HPV
makes me sad: crushed snails
crush: weetabix







the darkness is upon us in the north.