MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: Lurker / ne'er do well

most humbling moment: Rehab (I mean...hypothetically speaking)

i lost my virginity: Back in the 1880's.

into: Staying out of the sun

crush: She knows who she is.

body mods: Various ink all over my body...pierced tongue, 2 barbells through my lip.

fantasy: That a hemorrhagic virus will wipe out the republican party.

stats: 5'9", 165lbs, 32-inch waist...uh...size 9 1/2 shoes...

sign: Pre-owned white boy for sale, rent or lease.

makes me sad: FOX news, the lying ass propagandist motherfuckers on FOX news, the craptastic state of the US government.

gets me hot: Exposure to high tempuratures.