bands:

1. U2
2. Bob Dylan
3. Tom Waits
4. Bruce Springsteen
5. The Beatles
6. Radiohead
7. Richard Thompson
8. Neko Case
9. Miles Davis
10. Elvis Costello

books:

1. The Road - Cormac McCarthy
2. The Yiddish Policemen's Union - Michael Chabon
3. The Tin Roof Blowdown - James Lee Burke
4. Invisible Monsters - Chuck Palahniuk
5. American Gods - Neil Gaiman
6. American Pastoral - Philip Roth
7. Mystic River - Dennis Lahane
8. The World Without Us - Alan Weisman
9. Warped Passages: Unraveling the Mysteries of the Universe's Hidden Dimensions – Lisa Randall
10. Lush Life - Richard Price

tv shows:

1. Lost
2. 24
3. Arrested Development (RIP - but there's a movie on the way)
4. Futurama (also RIP but with new DVDs coming out)
5. Pinky & The Brain/Animaniacs
6. The Daily Show/Colbert Report
7. ZIM!
8. I miss MST3K don't you?

Artists:

1. Dali
2. Roy Lichtenstein
3. Picasso
4. Renoir
5. Matisse
6. Miro
7. Red Grooms
8. Marc Chagall
9. Rick Griffin

 

into: Yes

not into: No

makes me happy: Sure, why not?

makes me sad: Not if I can help it

hobbies: Typing out dumb shit on my computer

5 things i can't live without: Air Water A place to poop Sleep Solid food

vices: None. How can it be a vice if I don't think it is?

i spend most of my free time: Unfortunately, I do

 

gender: male

occupation: Defined as "Invasion, conquest, and control of a nation or territory by foreign armed forces."

current crush: You

stats: You mean like my boob size?

body mods: Hair

heroes: I prefer hoagies

gets me hot: Wearing a sweater in the summer.

favorite position: Upright

fantasy: See favorite position

sign: Yield

most humbling moment: You're reading it.

i lost my virginity: I did? Damn, where was I when that happened?