Hey,all you dancers out there! I wrote a song for you:

Bouncy baby beauty
Loves to shake her booty
Does her civic duty
Watch the boys arrive

Dances on the circuit
Knows just how to work it
Go ahead and smirk, it
Beats your nine to five

And so
I'd like to be her beau
So would everyone I know
Even though it's all a show

Her smile is always sunny
Loves to make the money
Everyone is "honey"
Gotta love that jive

Time is short, however
Looks don't last forever
So if I'm very clever
My time may still arrive

And so
Maybe it's just an act
Designed to make us react
But I love her that's a fact

But I am such a loser
An alcohol abuser
A talker and a schmoozer
Sitting in this dive

She knows what she's doing
The money she's accruing
The dreams that she's pursuing...
We just fantasize

(actually, I think the verses are sung to the tune of "The Addams Family" and the chorus is is sung to the tune of "All Through The Night" - weird but true, I think)

Along those lines...