Member: kingoftown

kingoftown he who stands on toilet is high on pot.

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Member: kingoftown
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bands:

  1. pink floyd
  2. led zeppelin
  3. frank zappa
  4. primus
  5. beastie boys
  6. my morning jacket
  7. morphine
  8. gorillaz
  9. secret machines
  10. tool

films:

  1. the big lebowski
  2. true romance
  3. the life aquatic
  4. clue
  5. the princess bride
  6. anchorman
  7. orgazmo
  8. star wars (original trilogy)
  9. unbreakable
  10. this is spinal tap

books:

  1. all hunter s. thomspon
  2. the beach
  3. flowers for algernon
  4. the art of happiness
  5. the maxx
  6. the death of superman
  7. catcher in the rye
  8. fargo rock city
  9. brain droppings
  10. ishmael

tv shows:

  1. lost
  2. aqua teen hunger force
  3. reno 911
  4. PTI
  5. weeds
  6. arrested development
  7. the sopranos
  8. the daily show
  9. south park
  10. MXE

Video Games:

  1. mike tysons punch out
  2. 720
  3. black and white
  4. starcraft
  5. madden '94
  6. zelda SNES
  7. dr. mario
  8. GTA 3
  9. silent hill
  10. dynasty warriors 3
 

into: headphones, the ocean, legos, fireworks, elephants, the Maxx, herb, camping, homestar runner, poker, howard stern, airports, mirror balls, people watching

not into: the scene, baseball, work, drinking beer, going to the mall, celebrities adopting babies.

makes me happy: loud concerts, sleeping in, old friends, swimming in the ocean-river-lake whatever.

makes me sad: the better part of the public, stupidity, messes, credit cards, going to work, USA #1!!!!

hobbies: slight poker addiction, naps, plastic guitar video game rock outs

5 things i can't live without: headphones, blood, sugar, sex, magic

vices: herb, procrastination, snooze button

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: at work, asleep, or grabbing megan's ass

 

occupation: late sleeper

current crush: has a butt that won't quit

stats: i got like 100 elephants in my house

body mods: tattoos, buddha belly, altered outlook

heroes: john frusciante and les claypool

gets me hot: touching, dark hair & dark eyes, a little belly on a girl, vag, pierced nipples

favorite position: things don't get much better when there's a lady on your face

fantasy: if i found myself floating in a raft under a star filled sky watching fireworks explode directly above me stoned out of my mind resting my head on the belly of some angel who dug the scene just as much as me while some sort of fantastic music played in the background slightly louder than the sound of all my friends on the shore. that would be pretty good.

sign: the goat

most humbling moment: one of my former bosses caught me stealing chocolate milk out of the walk-in cooler. he didn't say anything, but gave that look. a few months later he hung himself.

i lost my virginity: in a clumsy manner

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Burner, Hillbilly, Metalhead, Geek