into: Things that society finds acceptable(slowly puts the teddy bear with a fake penis into the drawer)
not into: Stupid people
makes me happy: Endorphins
makes me sad: Lack of seratonin
hobbies: If I were to list them, then you'd know I'm a geek!
5 things i can't live without: My cat, my cellphone, internet, Haribo Gummi Bears and money
vices: Perversity
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: Doing unspeakable evils to innocents
gender: male
occupation: Office Monkey
current crush: Orange
stats: Strength 9
Intelligence 11
Dexterity 6
Speed 4
body mods: I've made it fatter than it used to be
heroes: Hunter S Thompson, Larry Flynt, my Dad
gets me hot: Just ask, I'll be sure to tell you
favorite position: Want me to tell you or show you?
fantasy: It involves midgets, peanut butter, a horse and some bowling pins. DON'T JUDGE ME!
sign: Cancer
most humbling moment: Me? Humble? Never...
i lost my virginity: Santa told me I would get anything I want that year... and all I got was the package...
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting.
MY STATUS: single
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: Nope
POT: Nope
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories.
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