I've been working on this TV show for a few months now. We are finally on the last episode and its just a few days away from not having a job again.
So i have decided that instead of going out and looking for a new job that would give me limited satisfaction, I will open my new business. This new idea will influence generations to come.
I will design, produce, market and sell sunglasses for sharks.
Think about it.
Sharks are scary, and people are afraid to swim in the ocean because of all the scary sharks. The lack of people swimming hurts tourist locations around beaches, in turn, hurting all the businesses and the way of life for the people working at those businesses.
Watch, next time you see that shark fin sticking out of the water making a bee line for your juggalo jugular, you're gonna shit in the ocean. Then right before you see the last face you'll ever see again, you'll see the glare of the sun off those 100%UV protected lenses, slightly larger then you are used to...because they are made for a shark.
So i have decided that instead of going out and looking for a new job that would give me limited satisfaction, I will open my new business. This new idea will influence generations to come.
I will design, produce, market and sell sunglasses for sharks.
Think about it.
Sharks are scary, and people are afraid to swim in the ocean because of all the scary sharks. The lack of people swimming hurts tourist locations around beaches, in turn, hurting all the businesses and the way of life for the people working at those businesses.
Watch, next time you see that shark fin sticking out of the water making a bee line for your juggalo jugular, you're gonna shit in the ocean. Then right before you see the last face you'll ever see again, you'll see the glare of the sun off those 100%UV protected lenses, slightly larger then you are used to...because they are made for a shark.