i'm assuming the first one was to a pet?

Look, if the little bitch pees on me, I cannot be held responsible for my actions!

"Can you help me stretch my taint?" - Shit, how do you think I met Lee?

Who's gonna pee on the baby?

That would make a great thread topic. " Things I thought I'd never say" that would turn out some really disturbing stuff, like

Sounds like all is well tho.

I will be annoying you perfectly maternal ass in october.
That didn't sound right. But I will be in the neighborhood in october.

hahahaa You two are a trip.

lol... um possibly... why would you need to ask him not to pee on the baby? cause I mean... isn't that a given?

haha oh jeez

I think Home Depot sells a taint stretcher in the hardware section

Eww, hee hee hee.

Apply a warm compress before stretching the taint!

I know, I've been bad w/keeping up w/things on SG as of late.

I'm working on Part 2 as I type this.

-TM