age: 38 (Nov 16, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2005

occupation: Cook at a small cafe in town.

fantasy: Too many to list.

stats: 2' tall and green

makes me sad: Being with a beautiful young girl and having her run away.

crush: One of the waitresses at work... Claire.

i lost my virginity: At a hotel in Athens while on a school trip when I was 16.

sign: Scorpio

into: Watching tons of movies, sitting by the train tracks in the middle of the night feeling the wind hit me in the face while the train goes barreling through town.

most humbling moment: Peeing my pants in school because I was too shy to ask to go to the bathroom.

makes me happy: Being with a beautiful young girl.

gets me hot: Overalls and safety pins