heres an idea to fix your unruly kids: BITCH SLAP THEM! it worked for my parents.

so its finally final. the absolutely psycho now EX girlfriend is gone. After months of not being able to have friends, being jealous of time i spent at work, on video games, and my cadet that was assigned to me it finally came to a head today. She pulled out all the stops....doing the text book insane girlfriend tactics. For example "I am going to Kill myself", "I am going to break into your house", "I am pregnant". It was epic, i really couldnt believe it.

Then after she supposedly left, she came and camped out in my drive way for 8 hours and sent no less than 120 text messages and 7 voice mails. Its just nuts.

I have some friends who say there are sane girls....but i havent found one yet. where are there?

i havent posted in a while. Went to the Otep show in seattle sunday and that was pretty damn awesome. Otep was great, drown mary and Droid were pretty good too. Some jackass essentialy assaulted Otep when she was on stage by yanking on her american flag...but she took it in stride and had the dude booted. It was epic. Got tickets for Himsa next weekend....any takers?

rock band is about 8 different types of addicting. i beat all the guitar on easy and im half way through moderate. started a band with the GF online, and we're playing chi-town at the moment. We're pretty good

weather is damn gorgeous today! its like summer is really trying to happen. its quite amazing!

i am so not gay...even though my girlfriend gave me a pedicure, painted my nails, and is about to do my face....lol

So i just realized i havent updated this in a really long time. Some significant things have happened i guess.

Sam is here now and she works at the Old Spaghetti Factory. It was a bitch when she got her because her car broke down right after she got here, and then we found out that to work in washington you have to have a food handlers permit and a liquor permit. This state is hella regulated.

I got into a wreck with my truck...my fault. I had the option of sideswiping a pole or running the risk of falling off the road....i took the pole. $2800 worth of damage to the side of my truck. Got it fixed, and now it looks great.

Started playing a new game on my computer. Its an MMORPG with a twist....its "nightmare" based. check it out at Requiem - Bloodmare It is closing open beta on the 12th, and retail starts on the 16th.

Oh yeah, got tickets to slipknot in auburn.....hell yeah! Other than all of the above, things are going swell. Still waiting for summer to show up in washington....this place is BULLSHIT!

If you drive a car...please keep your head out of your ass. Motorcyclists are people too, please don't kill them.

A friend of mine got cut off driving yesterday on his bike. Totaled his bike out. Its basically a piece of torn up rubble. He shattered his ankle, has screws in his forearm and wrists, He tore his ACH in his left shoulder as well. Luckily he's not dead or dismembered.

Just remember, look twice before you change lanes.

Went to the Swiss last night with some of my friends. i have no idea how much i drank, but im still technically drunk. I'm really not even sure what happened for part of the night. Went up to my friends Loft in downtown tacoma and basically passed out on the floor outside his door waiting for another friend with the key. beyond that i dont remember shit. i woke up on the couch with a blanket and pillow.

OK just saw a thing about "bullying". I hate to break it to humanity...but you're always going to deal with "bullys" You grow up, get a job, and the dude who is a huge dick is a bully. Yeah, it doesnt go away. If you shelter kids in their adolescence they arent going to know how to handle Dick at work. Stab him.

Well im finally completely legal on my bike. Went to DOL and paid my $60 and my license. Have a faxed copy of my registration for now, insurance, im set.

Had to sit around at the softball field all day and watch my unit get spanked by other teams from different batteries. It was awesome, not really. Fuckin cold and rainy...yay washington.

I dont really care for my commander. she is fucking bipolar. one day she's cool, another day she's a total bitch. I guess most women are that way. Oh well.

So i got my bike finally...after years of not having one. Sold the 4wheeler for $5000 in cold hard cash to a russian guy (who has yet to pick up the 4wheeler i may add) and got a loan for the rest of the bike. Ran me $8300 OTD. Took my MSF class this week and passed. Just need to head to the DOL and get damn washington state license so i can get the endorsement.

Rode the bike a bit last night and today, put on over 50 miles. Its really nice, thats about all i can say. Its kind of hairy, people dont give you no respect or room. I treat everyone like they are trying to kill me, which is probably good.

If you dont have a bike, i suggest it. Cheap, great fuel economy, and fun as hell to ride!