"This chick makes me want to touch myself - and not just in a creepy way - I feel the need to pinch myself to make sure she is real. Poets have died trying to describe her charm."

"I heart kas27fen, even if I am mystified as to the meaning of the name!"

"She is very fun to talk to and witty. She also is a cutie that I wish lived a few thousand miles closer."

"asskas like's the ass..... and fishes for bass... and often is grass... i dont know if she smokes grass... i dought she goes to mass"

"hahaha I popped your SG cherry! "