age: 34 (Aug 12, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: piece of shit....

stats: squishy

fantasy: backpacking through the UK

sign: Leo

crush: the ones that tease me. girls suck ass!

why i did sg: umm...i just read the articles...yeah! thats it!

i lost my virginity: in the dumpster behind 7-11 while looking for cans. i went back to find it, but the trash people already came.

body mods: tattoos: a celtic knot on my arm, some kanji: truth, trust and shinobi, a piece on my lower back. piercings: ears-4, septum-6 and my tongue.

gets me hot: chicks w/ short hair, nipples, fishnets, chicks who barely wear any clothes, being tickled, other stuff

into: RPG's, music, experimentalpunk/metal shows, Conan O' Brian show, invader zim, laughing, making fun of people, swords, porn, blowing and eating fire, your mom, cooking food, stuff