Member: kaitlynem

kaitlynem is skilled at doing obscene things with diction

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Member: kaitlynem
Member: kaitlynem
Member: kaitlynem
 

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bands:

  1. the cramps
  2. fats waller
  3. gogol bordello
  4. chopin
  5. BB Brunes
  6. The Devil Makes Three
  7. Portishead
  8. Atmosphere
  9. Sage Francis
  10. Prince Buster

films:

  1. Everything is Illuminated
  2. Fight Club
  3. The Orange Thief

books:

  1. all of them
 

into: kung fu movies and flipping pancakes. creating. spitting out cherry pits and sour people. juicy peaches that get all over your face. the toy section at any department store. my big purple space dildo.

not into: the month of August. It's way too bloody hot.

makes me happy: good conversation and sharp tongues. baking. bassist's who can stand on their instrument while playing it. holy shit, man.

makes me sad: people who fart in my bathtub.

hobbies: fencing. not catching crowd surfers at shows. language and travel.

5 things i can't live without: masturbation music beer good people pinatas

vices: i is what i is.

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Going to school to become a midwife in developing countries, seductively seducing people and finding new ways to use garlic in cooking.

 

occupation: dumpster diver. student of the world.

current crush: Brody Dalle and Zooey Deschanel

stats: humble.

body mods: lots of scar, some art and some metal.

heroes: Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, William Burroughs and Takeru Kobayashi.

gets me hot: awkward girls spines smart brains soft eyes

favorite position: all over everything and everywhere with sweat and passion.

fantasy: to bake a pie and have sex on it.

most humbling moment: when i farted in church when I was 7.

i lost my virginity: in a kareoke bar to a chubby marine.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Vegan

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories