Me: No Boys + No sex makes Lisa something something.
Marge Simpson: Go Crazy?
Me: Don't mind if I do! lasfjsdfhsdkjfhdskjfshdalsdkjasjalskdjaslkdj fldskjfdslkjfdslkfjsl adjlaskdjasldkja!

A lot of things on my mind tonight.
1) A couple of coworkers and I stumbled upon something we shouldn't have... like oh... I dunno... lets say... the trainer approval list to who would be the ones getting an interview to actually get accepted to be a trainer? and guess who is on that list? That's right! Yours truly! I mean...it was meant to be read...it was just lying there for everyone to see and people were looking at it anyways...so i might as well take a peek. My best friend and My ex got accepted too. So, We're pretty fucking stoked.

2) I hate it when people cut in front of me in line when they see me in line and decide to make the line go in another direction and make it seem that I am the one cutting in line and give me a fucking attitude. Asshole. I was mad and stormed off... So now I have to go to Borders tomorrow.

3) Tim and I are in this Depressed-Emotional state right now. He's off his meds and I'm on mine...so that is definitely not good...and the fact that I'm PMSing right about now is not FUCKING helping!!!!

4) I really want my tattoo and get drunk and high

5) Still no sex...so i'm still masturbating like a mad woman

6) also, Tri-Sprintec makes me wanna

and that's about it.

I've been having dirty dirty sex dreams about different people lately. I want to act upon them! I went to Pasadena today hoping to do so, but someone was sick. FAIL!!!! Also, the other person that I had a sexy dream about...I can't do anything about it since he is

.

I'll admit that I have a little schoolgirl crush on him. I told my boyfriend about my dream and he started to laugh. I told him in all seriousness, if he was a little older or I a little younger, I would pounce on that like there was no tomorrow. He needs to be corrupted, He's so innocent


I've been really horny lately, I'm wearing my boyfriend out and I've been masturbating nonstop.


I should go get a nice shag right now.

I keep on finding random pics of me that i was either too high/drunk to remember...

oh the good old days

I'm temporarily single towards the point to be VERY single in the next few days.

Went to vegas with the mother and the boyfriend. It did not go very well. My mom thinks he's using me and is very ill-mannered.What really pissed her off is that i was in the hotel room by myself and she told him that he better go up there or else i would get mad and he said, "I don't fucking care, fuck her".

So we got into a fight and he left trying to get a ride back home to LA but that didn't work.

So the ride home was very uncomfortable since my mother was just telling him off and he kept on apologizing and when we dropped him off she was telling me that i needed to open up my eyes and really see that he's using me to spend money on him. I talked to the boyfriend about all this and he suggested a break.

Now my heart is broken because I feel terrible.

my body hurts. Bruises and scratches all over my body.

Boyfriend knows what i like


:]


oh yeah ii cut me hair!!!!

it's cute. I love it.


anyways i'm off to the lewis black show with tim and susan.

ta!!!

Hello All!

I'm back from hiding under a rock! I hope you all missed me as much as i missed all of you!


Anyways, I've been working the mornings now at the happiest place on earth. No, I don't mean Amsterdam...I meant Disneyland! My sleeping schedule is getting all out of wack lately because what they like to do is schedule me for opening 3 weeks straight and then give me one closing shift. For example, today I will start work at 10pm and get off at 6:30 am. Damn you Grad Nites! tomorrow I have off and Saturday...I open at 6:45am. Oh joy!

I've also been hanging out with the boyfriend a lot lately and we both realized that I am very mean towards him. But it's not really my fault that he takes things up the ass...I'm just very blunt about things.

So...We're trying to work things out....again.

Good thing though...We are going to Vegas next month!

w00t!

gonna be bloody drunk and high off our asses....but he doesn't know that I've decided to get back on the pipe again...it's a little surprise..

but before that....we have to go be part of a live audience for the ROOT OF ALL EVIL with his favorite comedian... Lewis Black.

Yeah yeah...

I know.

I am awesome.

Now that I have nothing left to write about, I'll just give all my xoxo's now.

love all of you!

So, Last night I taught my boyfriend something that he just found out about.


We went to see harold and kumar last night and he really want to get high but had very little weed in his pipe...so me being the little mini stoner that i am told him he could smoke the residue in his pipe...which was literally PACKED IN! I got a little toothpick and went to work on the little piper. There was so much res in it..it was crazy! Anyways, he smoked the weed he had put in some res...and he's been stoned since last night...and he just happy as a fucking stoner bird...I'm basically the best GF ever.


So thats what he's been smoking all day...so he's high off his ass.

oh the love.

Nothings really changed, except for the fact that I'm really starting to get more attached to my love. I really shouldn't hide things from him because it just makes matters worse. So yeah, I told him about everything. I thought we were gonna be over after that...but he didn't care. All he said was, "it doesn't matter because you came back to me and it shows who you are really in love with".

So yeah, everything is running smoothly in the love department.

As for the friend department, they don't really like my boyfriend. They think he's inappropriate and controlling over me. They don't really know him like I do....they should also know that it's me and I am the most inappropriate person in the whole group. They just think he's controlling because I don't get to hang out with them that much anymore. They should see how I really am with him! I can be really mean to him....but they don't believe me because I'm Lisa...and I'm like...teh Sweetest girl EVER!

Meh. I should be mean to them...then they could see.

Here's me representing where i work!

must....go back....to sleep.

Seriously, who the FUCK goes to Disneyland this early? It's the weekend! You're supposed to sleep in...but.. you decided to come to Disneyland at the fucking BUTTCRACK of DAWN! Just to get on a couple of rides early. How I hate you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!

Just let me sleep in...

thats all i ask

About the boyfriend...

It's okay that he's really open with everyone, but when some of it has to do with me...thats where i get irritated.

For example:
A month or so ago, we decided to just have unprotected sex. It was all fun and games until i was late for my period a couple weeks later. I really didn't even realize i was late until he brought it to my attention.Well, he starts freaking and I'm just like, "chill, it's gonna come soon," but I guess he got so freaked out, that he told his parents, and his two best friends. SERIOUSLY! Why would you bring them into this situation when it's not even confirmed that I might be carrying your child? I like to get things straight and make sure before i start telling people about issues like that. So, yeah. He got on the wrong side of Lisa pretty much got bitched at. Thankfully, I got my period and now I'm on the pill. On a sadder note, I don't think we're gonna have sex anytime soon, because he doesn't feel like it anymore...leaving me frustrated because I'm a horny little girl.


Lisa + no sex = very sad girl