age: 39 (Apr 20, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2003

occupation: revenge

most humbling moment: renewing my sg membership

sign: if this van is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'.

fantasy: mbv reunion, oh wait, it's happening and I'm going...

makes me sad: axl rose circa 2008

crush: my wife

into: Al Pacino in Cruising /catwoman / the o in xo / anything with "anonymous" at the end / people who do not use the word "so" before a verb.

i lost my virginity: Yeah, so....

heroes: is a fine album by David Bowie

body mods: lousy tats and freckles

makes me happy: sleep