into: headstands, burlesque, honesty, directness, acro yoga, pole trickers, knives, guns, college drop-outs

not into: squares, choads, disempowerment, addiction, avoidance, sloth, racism, government

makes me happy: my bicycle, fresh greens with garlic, really bad puns, vinyasa

makes me sad: those cranky politicians, oh! and cops, people hating on themselves, monoculture cropping, the general current state of world affairs.

hobbies: sun salutations, bicycle riding

5 things i can't live without: a bike and, um,...water, air, fire, earth, right?

vices: coffee..chocolate..aloofness

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: trying to stick my urdhva vrksasana in the middle of the room.....

 

gender: female

occupation: freelance heartbreaker...

current crush: i'm over it.

stats: fuck you

body mods: are a fad.

heroes: hothead paisan

gets me hot: fisting, hair pulling, needles, strap ons, weird tan lines, tattooing, piercing, screaming, maybe even cuddling...

favorite position: handstand

fantasy: your boyfriend's ass, my strap-on.....

sign: sagittarius, aries rising

most humbling moment: probably attending the birth of my friend's baby

i lost my virginity: and i never found it....

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY STATUS: not telling

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.