One of these days I'm going to get over my fear of relationships. Today is not the day.
Tomorrow doesn't look good, either.
Tomorrow doesn't look good, either.
So there's this girl...
It always starts off that way...I like her, I think she likes me. The problem is that she's got a boy; I know him since he's kinda a friend of mine; the big problem is that I know that he's better for her than I am. He's a remarkably good kid and I think I'd sooner believe that monkeys had spontaneously flown out of my ass whilst I was asleep than this guy ever intentionally hurting anyone, much less this girl.
The problem is that I really like her...
It always starts off that way...I like her, I think she likes me. The problem is that she's got a boy; I know him since he's kinda a friend of mine; the big problem is that I know that he's better for her than I am. He's a remarkably good kid and I think I'd sooner believe that monkeys had spontaneously flown out of my ass whilst I was asleep than this guy ever intentionally hurting anyone, much less this girl.
The problem is that I really like her...
Better late than never; so instead of going to any of the numerous parties within walking distance of me, even after being actually invited to a couple of them (a rare occurrence for me), I decided instead to follow the path beaten by the Friday Nights Lonely Hearts Club. I did this because I've just now stumbled upon the witty literary glory that is Questionable Content (I'm horrifically tardy in finding the interweb's hidden (or not so hidden) bundles of awesomeness. So far I've read through about 516 bundles of awesomeness from that particular webcomic of doooom. I haven't laughed so hard or so often since I first read Order of the Stick, but what really separates QC from most everything else that I read, regardless of its webcomic nature or not, is that I'm pretty sure that I've actually become emotionally involved in the story line. The characters are amazing; Pintsize is hilarious, Faye is kinda my hero, and Dora, well, I want to meet a woman like Dora someday and I'll just leave it at that.
So.
Started college again. Fun times. This year is certainly starting off a bit more interestingly. The cops have already been to our apartment, the dorm room just got christened about an hour and a half ago (not by me, by my roommate, I was downstairs watching Frailty). I've developed a nearly constant state of hunger. Played 'Beer Pong' for the first time the other day, it's not all it's cracked up to be. I'm jonesing for some real beer, like a Newcastle or something, one can only drink shitty alcohol flavored water (coors, keystone, miller....) for so long. My roommate already called me the biggest nerd he knew of, I took it as a compliment. My film class is going to be fun, but hard. Et ma classe francaise sera identique.
Started college again. Fun times. This year is certainly starting off a bit more interestingly. The cops have already been to our apartment, the dorm room just got christened about an hour and a half ago (not by me, by my roommate, I was downstairs watching Frailty). I've developed a nearly constant state of hunger. Played 'Beer Pong' for the first time the other day, it's not all it's cracked up to be. I'm jonesing for some real beer, like a Newcastle or something, one can only drink shitty alcohol flavored water (coors, keystone, miller....) for so long. My roommate already called me the biggest nerd he knew of, I took it as a compliment. My film class is going to be fun, but hard. Et ma classe francaise sera identique.
Stardust. Fucking amazing. If you haven't seen it yet, go, drop that tuna sandwich in your hands and run as fast as you can to your nearest theater and camp there until you have partaken of the wonderment that is Stardust.
Thank you, Neil Gaiman, thank you.
Thank you, Neil Gaiman, thank you.
Yesterday I hit the quarter-century mark. Insurance went down, I think. Found out that my cousin who I grew up with kinda like a sister had her first baby boy, and on her birthday (Aug 2nd). Also found out that three of my other cousins are either newly married or about to be married. I think my mother is trying to guilt trip me with all this info. Unfortunately for her, it's not going to work.
Unfortunately for me, though, I think it probably is about time that I started to grow up.....but dammit, I like being a Toys'R'Us kid.
Unfortunately for me, though, I think it probably is about time that I started to grow up.....but dammit, I like being a Toys'R'Us kid.
So, I just spent the entire day on the couch with my shiny new copy of Deathly Hallows. I'm not sure what it is about those books, but well, today wasn't the first day that I totally forgot to eat.
And in reading the book I found out something that made me feel a lot better, (Don't worry, it's not a spoiler), but I didn't know before today that Harry's parents died in 1981. And since Harry was about a year old at that point or so, that means that he's two years older than I am, he also happens to be two years older than Ginny, meaning that Ginny is therefore my age and I can therefore think all the dirty thoughts I was already thinking, guilt-free.
And in reading the book I found out something that made me feel a lot better, (Don't worry, it's not a spoiler), but I didn't know before today that Harry's parents died in 1981. And since Harry was about a year old at that point or so, that means that he's two years older than I am, he also happens to be two years older than Ginny, meaning that Ginny is therefore my age and I can therefore think all the dirty thoughts I was already thinking, guilt-free.
Hey summer! FUCK YOU! Get the hell out and take your damn pollen with you.
I miss winter. So clean. So fun. So allergy free.
I miss winter. So clean. So fun. So allergy free.
I'm so giddy right now I'm almost twitching! Blizzard just announced Starcraft 2! For a fanboy like me, this is just about the best christmas gift ever!
