bands:

1. Velvet Underground; Teengenerate
2. The New Pornographers; Wilco
3. Dillinger Four; X; Television; The Gits
4. Cat Power; Otis Redding; Tom Waits
5. Screeching Weasel; The Arrivals
6. The Decemberists; Pixies; Mos Def
7. The Minus 5; T. Rex; Marked Men
8. Outkast; Neko Case; Sarah Vaughan
9. *Irish folk, American folk, blues, jazz,
10. punk, hip hop, rockabilly, noise, rock*

films:

1. Johnny Got His Gun
2. Annie Hall
3. There Will Be Blood
4. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
5. Dancer In The Dark
6. Nashville
7. Dr. Strangelove
8. La Strada
9. Lost Highway
10. Happiness

books:

1. Henry Miller
2. William T. Vollmann
3. Joan Didion
4. David Foster Wallace
5. Charles Baudelaire
6. Kenneth Patchen
7. Vladimir Nabokov
8. Amy Hempel
9. Lydia Davis
10. Beckett, Proust, Pound, and on and...

tv shows:

1. The Wire
2. Louie
3. The Sopranos
4. The Stewart-Colbert News Hour
5. Buffy & Angel
6. Friday Night Lights
7. The Shield
8. Community & Parks and Rec
9. Breaking Bad
10. Mad Men

Artists:

1. Henri Toulouse-Lautrec
2. Ivan Albright
3. Vincent van Gogh
4. Isabel Samaras
5. Jean-Michel Basquiat
6. Crumb
7. Francisco de Goya
8. Amedeo Modigliani
9. Ralph Steadman
10. Kenneth Patchen

into: Books, film, idleness, myself, music, philosophy, punk, photography, comedy, the DSM V, politics, good television, self-abuse, language.

not into: Confrontation. Failure. Fear.

makes me happy: Music, humor, my girl, my pen and shit, people, books, pictures both in motion and out of it.

makes me sad: War, sexual violence, tyranny, poverty, people.

hobbies: Conversing. Writing and reading, as mentioned. Gritty wiffleball. Fucking. Collecting books. Honing my humor.

5 things i can't live without: Coffee, cigarettes, books, music, orgasms.

vices: Pot, xanax, porn, TV, coffee & cigarettes.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: Smoking cigarettes.

occupation: Socialite. Magnate. Raconteur.

current crush: Alison Brie.

stats: Physical stats? I'm often unwashed. I have bad teeth. I'm about 5'11". My eyes are hazel. They're lovely, as are my eyebrows. I frequently sport a beard that usually grows into a disgusting dead face-animal until I shave it off.

body mods: I have one jailhouse tat on my left wrist. It's crooked. I'm getting more ink soon. Not the piercing type.

heroes: Kenneth Patchen, Chris Hedges, Raymond Carver, Zadie Smith and Richard Wright.

gets me hot: My SG faves.

favorite position: Face down, ass up or her on top.

fantasy: Sarah Michelle Gellar circa 1997.

sign: Leo.

most humbling moment: The Rapture.

i lost my virginity: WIth my H.S. girlfriend on our 1 year anniversary.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Arty, Indie Rocker, Burner, Retro, Punk, Dirty, Hipster, Bookworm, Geek, Diva, Fuck you, I defy categories