"How awesome is this guy? In one night he makes me an amazing gourmet grilled cheese, changes the tire on my car in the snow, and then plays magic with me (even helping me with strategy). Outstanding! "

"I tried to throw up in his cupboard once....but the aliens stopped me.

If you ever have to walk 26 blocks hungover in Sacramento...you should do it with this guy. It goes alot faster and it's alot more enjoyable"

"He drinks wine; He's kind; Don't live your life without knowing him."