Member: joker_

joker_ is the wine sipping liberal people complain about.

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Member: joker_
Member: joker_
Member: joker_
 

books:

  1. Listed authors instead:
  2. A.Rice
  3. K.Vonnegut
  4. L.Masoch
  5. J.K. Rowling
  6. D.Adams
  7. F.Dostoyevsky
  8. E.E. Cummings
  9. P.Neruda
  10. J.R.R. Tolkien

tv shows:

  1. Blackadder
  2. Coupling
  3. Dr Who
  4. Torchwood
  5. Life

Artists:

  1. Caravaggio
  2. Salvador Dali
  3. Stormi Kai
  4. Renoir
  5. Da Vinci
  6. Escher
  7. Durer
  8. Tendai Mukomberanwa
  9. Me
  10. Picasso
 

into: Wine, parrots, art, music, movies, the outdoors, photography, books, sports, friends, drinking, eating, and my girlfriend.

not into: Dishonesty and the problems that it creates.

makes me happy: Snowflakes in her sun kissed hair.

makes me sad: Abusive people, liars, people that believe liars and passionately promote the lies.

hobbies: Wine, yard work, photography, writing, husbandry (taking care of birds, nothing to do with marriage), dancing and learning very slowly how to play an instrument.

5 things i can't live without: Five, only five?

vices: Drink!

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: On Skype with the woman I read poetry too.

 

gender: male

occupation: Corporate Warlord.

current crush: Appreciates me, a lot.

stats: Outlier.

body mods: A tattoo of a skullspider. A smaller than average liver, various animal bite scars. A large Macaw portrait nestled in the beginnings of a sleeve of feathers.

heroes: Merlin my amazon

gets me hot: The SUN.

favorite position: Her head on my chest, hand running through her hair as we lay in bed talking about why I'm not quite understanding Ulysses.

fantasy: Global Domination.

sign: Fire Door Keep Closed

most humbling moment: Roberta Flack sings a song about this. :heart:

i lost my virginity: a long time ago, in a place far, far away to a dragon. It was brutal. I still have teeth marks and the burns smoldered for years.

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY DIET: Vegetarian

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Nope

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.