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MEMBER SINCE: June 2007

occupation: I have a super boring corporate job. If you anarchist types saw me downtown you would instantly consider me an enemy. Sorry about that.

fantasy: For someone to get these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane.

stats: I am not sure what this question is asking. I keep a pretty solid record on COD4.

most humbling moment: I find humility either hollow or dishonest.

body mods: I had an aftermarket rockford fosgate sound system installed.

i lost my virginity: Hell Yeah! It was awesome!

crush: Zoli Suicide. Second only to my own ridiculously good looking self.

gets me hot: Just about anything that leads to hanky panky.

into: Music, Food, Booze, Chicks. Dogs and cats getting along. Dogs and cats doing that while staying off of my car.

makes me sad: Top of my list - skinny kids dressed like strange elf/peasants and their stupid looking jeans. A close second - Religions. But allow me to get more specific, all religions are dumb, but young white christians are pretty much the most annoying. If you are a christian please stop having kids.

heroes: I have been impressed with some of Superman's work. As far as real people go, I guess maybe my friend Brad, he's pretty cool.

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NOVEMBER 14, 2010 @ 08:05 PM | NO COMMENTS


Last week while I was at the food court eating lunch and reading my book I saw a young woman, good looking, eating her lunch and reading Ulysses by James Joyce. I was stoked. Seeing an attractive literate woman in downtown Edmonton is as likely as seeing a fucking leprechaun. Most of what passes for human beings in downtown Edmonton don't carry books with them. If the ignoramuses see you with a rectangular object that isn't a phone or a large rock they have no basis of comparison.

SG is doing a little to teach me that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, except for most places in the entire world. Because in the world, people will do next to anything for beautiful people, and those beautiful people all look almost exactly the same. That somewhat undermines the "in the whole eye of the beholder" part of the original statement as well. I'd be lying if I said I was above being so shallow myself, although I don't think I have it as badly as most men. You see to me, all women are beautiful in some way. Its really their personality that ruins it for me.

Nothing is absolutely perfect. Even something that looks completely perfect, such as Kate Bosworth in the sports movie Blue Crush has some imperfections, also known as flaws, and can't be 100% perfect. But you know its not that ass though! Am I right fellas! Nothing is perfect, and although those flaws may upset you, you have to accept Kate Bosworth even though she isn't perfect. We have to do this kind of thing every day.

For instance, I accept that the any given member of the human race you pick at random is about, lets say, 2-3% perfect. 97% of your average human being is a collapsing colony of genetically retrograde organs and behaviours that are revolting and pitiful. Look around you, stupid chinless wide loads, struggling their way off in every direction. Not a pretty picture.
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