age: 99 (Apr 23, 1914)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2004

occupation: gypsy

stats: is a palindrome

i lost my virginity: e-mail me if you remember this.

body mods: I am a lame. No mods. Only old scars that are starting to fade from red to white.

into: Helicopters, and chess. Also nuns. (My shrink thinks it's a self deprivation thing), who knows?

makes me happy: Winning.

fantasy: Hopefully one day I will find in a shrub somewhere a bag containing 128,000 dollars. I have researched, and found you can buy a decent house in mexico, and drink and eat for the rest of your life, and never go broke with that much money.

most humbling moment: Almost drowned in the ocean trying to help a kid once. The ocean is big man. Also the time that i got carjacked by a girl.

crush: the female species of the human race. particularly the ones on earth. I hate humans from anywhere else but earth.

gets me hot: A woman that looks like she'll pull a pistol out on me, and try to take my wallet. I have only seen one. I have been cold most of my life.

sign: seriously?