age: 27 (Feb 12, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: im the keeper of the cheese... and you're the lemon merchant!

crush: My Gibson SG

makes me happy: freedom

fantasy: MY penis in YOUR vagina.

body mods: ears, cart, labret, hopefully a tat soon

i lost my virginity: so?

stats: large and in charge

sign: no dumping

gets me hot: booooooooobies :), girls with glasses

most humbling moment: when my extremely tight pants split in the locker room after gym in the 10th grade and my balls tumbled out... yes tumbled.

makes me sad: republicans, junkies, sampling (write your own damn music you lazy ass mother fuckers)