into: faking lithpth, the right kind of optimism, dropping f-bombs, burning bridges, writing, not sleeping, making stuff instead of buying it, constant stimuli, dinosaurs, starting things and not finishing them, and making inappropriate comments.
not into: paying for stuff, bacon, numbers. basically the stuff that makes me sad.
makes me happy: thwarting the riaa, tiny things, green markets, dirty dustin hoffman, inside jokes, mix cds, thinkin' 'bout the gov'ment, dance parties, bubblegum lemon nut grain cake, sparks light, being destructive, whiskey, haiku, whiskey inspired haiku, constructing useless lists, ampersands and exclamation points, air travel (planes, hot air balloons, flying carpets, etc.), emotional distance, cancún tequila: the official tequila of spring break, apples, baby carrots, watermelon, being elusive, hand claps, shampoo mohawks, secret plans, fruit jerky, getting lost.
makes me sad: being interrupted, misogyny, classism, being disappointed, losing, eric clapton, phil collins, rod stewart, when stuff breaks, when the best laid plans go awry, when people clomp down the stairs and wake me up retardedly early, homeless people subway smell.
hobbies: reading, knitting, plotting, drinking, dancing, writing, and other assorted verbs.
5 things i can't live without: laughing so hard i can't breathe, the subway, a sewing machine, a tiny notebook, and a sturdy messenger bag.
vices: "1. a. An evil, degrading, or immoral practice or habit. b. A serious moral failing. c. Wicked or evil conduct or habits; corruption."
I don't have the moral qualms necessary to classify any of my actions in the above manner.
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: writing haiku, reading, getting lost, and being discontented.
occupation: arugula-eating liberal.
current crush: orange flavored stuff.
stats: fist permanently raised. brow permanently furrowed.
body mods: yeah, no.
heroes: heroes are for chumps.
gets me hot: steamy intellectual conversations about the various forms of government and their modern day shelf life in little known eastern european countries, old guys, shaggy salt and pepper hair, beards, sideburns, nice hands, adventures and whiskey, or, better yet, whiskey fueled adventures.
favorite position: the back door double flip birthday cake surprise cubed with sprinkles to the max.
fantasy: once i dreamt i had a cock and i fucked the shit out of some older dudes.
sign: happiness isn't good enough, i want euphoria.
most humbling moment: it's not illegal if i don't care.
i lost my virginity: one drunken night.
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Up the nose
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: not telling
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Indie Rocker, Hipster, Bookworm, Fuck you, I defy categories
