Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
The South Dakota Legislature on Monday made it a crime for a doctor to perform an abortion under any circumstances, except to save the life of a mother. That means women impregnated during rape or incest must carry and deliver.
SD state senator BILL NAPOLI describing the circumstances that could constitute a legal abortion:
"A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life."
wow. that is a fucking tall order. what about the agnostic virgins who are only raped and sodomized "kind of badly". oh wait, i guess they're whores.
man do i want to bitch slap somebody.
SD state senator BILL NAPOLI describing the circumstances that could constitute a legal abortion:
"A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life."
wow. that is a fucking tall order. what about the agnostic virgins who are only raped and sodomized "kind of badly". oh wait, i guess they're whores.
man do i want to bitch slap somebody.
i'm thinking of going brunette... 
mostly because mary louise parker is the most beautiful woman in the world.
girl crush to the max.
mostly because mary louise parker is the most beautiful woman in the world.
girl crush to the max.
according to this article i just read, my boyfriend is going to cheat on me.
"Will he cheat- and will you know?"
1. He says he would never cheat.
2. He tells you to see a psychiatrist.
3. He tells you to think about going back to work/grad school/etc.
4. He says you don't appreciate him.
5. He says he has grown and you haven't
6. He doesn't talk about much at all.
7. He puts in alot of extra time at work.
wow. "He says he would never cheat" means he will? so all men are total liars i guess. Also, if he is concerned for your well being i guess its just because he secretly wants to bang someone while you are working or at the doctor...
it seems like things like this are just written to cause drama in perfectly normal relationships. "if he gives me flowers then he has definately done something he's ashamed of." christ man. way to make a girl paranoid. what did i ever do to them?
ok a thirty second rant is about all i can give to that one.
"Will he cheat- and will you know?"
1. He says he would never cheat.
2. He tells you to see a psychiatrist.
3. He tells you to think about going back to work/grad school/etc.
4. He says you don't appreciate him.
5. He says he has grown and you haven't
6. He doesn't talk about much at all.
7. He puts in alot of extra time at work.
wow. "He says he would never cheat" means he will? so all men are total liars i guess. Also, if he is concerned for your well being i guess its just because he secretly wants to bang someone while you are working or at the doctor...
it seems like things like this are just written to cause drama in perfectly normal relationships. "if he gives me flowers then he has definately done something he's ashamed of." christ man. way to make a girl paranoid. what did i ever do to them?
ok a thirty second rant is about all i can give to that one.
sometimes i miss the days when porn was considered a naughty indulgence. remember when going to a strip club was a dirty pleasure and not a destination for your chuckecheeze bachelorette party? when making home movies in your bedroom wasn't something that every soccer mom in your neighborhood did? porn has become our national pastime instead of our secret desire.
i'm all for america feeing up their sexual lives, but porn is starting to lose its fun. i know i sound like a teenager ranting "i like that band way before they were on MTV" but please: is nothing naughty anymore?
ah well. go ahead and disagree. i never said i wasn't a whiner.
i'm all for america feeing up their sexual lives, but porn is starting to lose its fun. i know i sound like a teenager ranting "i like that band way before they were on MTV" but please: is nothing naughty anymore?
ah well. go ahead and disagree. i never said i wasn't a whiner.
both my grandparents are in the hospital. its not as bad as it sounds but i am leaving the city for the week to take care of them. they are both going to be fine. i'm not worried. mostly i just hate being alone when this happens. i wish my mom didn't live so far away. dammit.
i'm off to get some flowers and frank sinatra albums for the get well gifts.
on a happier note:
i bought myself Dusty Springfield: The Singles+ at Kim's on Saturday.
i'm off to get some flowers and frank sinatra albums for the get well gifts.
on a happier note:
i bought myself Dusty Springfield: The Singles+ at Kim's on Saturday.
