into: Laughter, orgasms, a full stomach, a steady buzz, a good sweat
not into: indifference, deception, golf, mushrooms, greed, water chestnuts, elitism, condescention, the smell of poop, judging others, cowboy boots
makes me happy: 5-star matches, knockout and submission finishes, good head, cold beer on a hot day, extra cheese on the burger, melted peanut butter over chocolate ice cream
makes me sad: not being able to answer this question without sounding like some pussy-ass emo trip.
hobbies: (see below)
5 things i can't live without: Hip Hop, Chinese food, wrestling, women, a good punchline
vices: overindulgence and gluttony
thoughts on sg: I love it
gender: male
occupation: Hero for Hire
current crush: Orange, although I ordered a fuckin' Grape!
stats: No criminal record, no outstanding warrents, next tune-up due 50,000 miles (still got one to go)
body mods: Chinese character (family name) tatted over left pec.
gets me hot: fishnets, thongs, plad skirts, brunettes, big eyes, big boobs or perky nipples (both are the most bestest), but nothing beats a pretty smile or a big hug
favorite position: 6ixty-9ine
fantasy: My funeral is attended by all my friends and family. Red Stripe beer and Maker's Mark whiskey flows freely and the all-you-can-eat buffet never runs out. Grandmaster Flash spins underground and old school Hip-Hop, Ring of Honor puts on a free show, a Godzilla marathon is going in the next room, and all my female friends dress their sexiest in my honor. Then, I wake up and join in the festivities.
sign: blink twice for "yes," brush your arm if stealing 2nd
most humbling moment: I wasn't much of a big brother. So it's been approximately the past 30 years.
i lost my virginity: very quickly. (then I learned breathing techniques, stroke control, and got better).
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting.
MY STATUS: single
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
POT: Nope
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Jazz Cat, Hippy, Bookworm, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories.
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