Homework from the overlords of SG. @missy, @rambo and @lyxzen
I don't remember my first real kiss. I remember the first time people smashed me and a girls faces together when I was 11. It was super unconformable. I remember thinking she was a girl but not that she was pretty. Their isn't really a story so I'll tell the better story of "the first time."
So I was in my junior year and I went to this music festival and met this girl from Germany and we started dating that moment. A few weeks went by and she told me "we should have sex." I had never had sex and honestly I wasn't sure what to do. We grabs me by the hand and leads me around a building into the woods. We find the worst rock that is the sharpest spine shank in history and she grabs me and puts me threw the motions but not before I put on the four inch condom me and my friends and gone half on a pack on.
We were all to nervous to go buy one box ourselves so we all walked to the counter together with Mountaindews , Kit Kats and a box of condoms that I found out months later where to small for me. The clerk thought they were for us to all have sex with each other which none of us got until years later when we walked back into the same Eckerds and she said "it's kinda sweet to see love last this long in boys so young." I laughed they did not not. NC folks...
So ...back to the awkward sex... She and I are having sex which is more she is having sex with me and I am looking at her and I am deeply excited to be having sex for the first time ever which I told myself she didn't know. I'm sure she figured it out. Then after four minutes it happens. Not it ...but it......We hear a noise and stop instantly look at the sound and see her friend and my friend about five feet away from us on the other side of sharp rock having sex. So we stop mind you the world's tightest thickest condom in creation has blocked out me feeling anything. So we get dressed and walk back to the party. I'm still very excited cus "I had sex." I tell my best friend and he laughs at me.
It was a memory that makes me laugh at how lame it was but that is my first time.
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