OH MY GODD.

I WENT TO GO SEE KILLING JOKE LAST NIGHT. PIGMY LOVE CIRCUS OPENED.

Holy fucking balls!!!! I went to go see Green Jello!!!! play their first show of their tour with a cute boy last night!


LITTLE PIG LITTLE PIG LET ME IN!!!!

not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!!

buahhahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahhahah!


the epitome of OVER STIMULATE ME NOWWWW-EDNESSS!!!!


XOXOXOOXOXOXOOX


RRRRRRRRAWWWWWWRRRRRR!

i just pawned my two wedding rings at a pawn shop for my first guitar.

i'm going to have a painting in this show this weekend. any other time i would be excited. just found out a few of my friends are also in the show. BUTTTTT. me and my boyfriend just broke up. so i really just wish i could stay at home and clean. or read. or watch movies and hug my dog. or paint. anything not having to do with crowddddddds. maybe i'll get over it. or bring a camera to hide behind and take some pictures.

Things that are rocking my socks right now:

Osho, on marriage and children:



Guerrilla Gardening
Start your own garden with, or without permission!


Flow
Scariest movie I ever saw- and it's real! It's about the privatization of water.. meaning we'll be charged for every drop we use.. also meaning many people won't be able to afford what once was free- clean drinking water.
You'll hardly be able to flush your toilet without having a mild heart attack after watching this!


Self-Sufficiency Garden - In your cramped apartment!
I'm starting one out of laziness. I'm sick of walking to the store.

Last but not least,
The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

i was sick all weekend and had to cancel my weekend plans and lay in bed.
i just lay there and read. i read a book from cover to cover in one day!
and when my eyes were tired and needed rest, i'd switch to comics instead.
it was kind of rad come to think of it..
i'm still sickish.. and i'm going to the dentist AGAIN today. getting a crown put on my tooth.
i hope i don't cough and send it flying across the room..
and i hope he doesn't drill my tongue again by accident.

good times.

xo.

stuff i'm like totally stoked about right now...

my art will be up in 2 galleries downtown, The Hive and Art Slave Gallery in September.. more info on that to come..

last Saturday me, kevin and stefan went to Stu Mead's art show..

Sunday I went to see the last film in the Downtown Film Festival: FLOW see it, youtube it whatever you can.. it will blow your mind. it's a documentary about the future (and current) privatization of water.. how it will be bought and sold like oil instead of good ol' yummy and free water.. you'll have to pay for all of it.

oh and i got a root canal last week.. i'm weird. i LIKE going to the dentist. (i just don't like how much it costs!)

xo

Here are some funny newspaper headlines:

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

Two convicts evade noose, jury hung

Milk drinkers are turning to powder

Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted

Turky Hurries to control bird flu

..Laugh dammit.

Hey there doods and doodettes,

I've got a LOT of original paintings and prints available for sale right now... contact me here or via myspace for details...




...and I've got a new song up- "mommy cold dog" that I finished last night. It's me & Kevin Rutmanis.. enjoy:


MOMMY COLD DOG

Best Sidewalk Chalk You've Seen


Worst Album Covers You've Seen.. (maybe)



Worst Way To Deal With a Dead Whale / (Or most fun...)


i'm sleepy. stayed up late making music with Mr. Kevin Rutmanis and Dix Denney. For a listen, check it here (it's the cute song about bums):


Hepatitus


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