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NBC Sued Over Fear Factor

Posted in Culture Jan 5, 2005 by jake_lex

Like most people, I think Fear Factor absolutely sucks. I'm not interested in watching idiots eat worms, or yak anuses, or whatever the fuck they do on...

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Furry, Purring, Cute Crimes Against Nature

Posted in Geek Dec 25, 2004 by jake_lex

A Northern California biotech company is cloning cats for people, at $50,000...

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Winning The Lottery Sucks

Posted in Culture Dec 21, 2004 by jake_lex

In the latest calamity that has befallen Jack Whittaker since he won a $314.9 million Powerball jackpot on Christmas Day of 2002, his granddaughter, Brandi...

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Slither Slither Slither Goes The Literary Prize

Posted in Culture Dec 14, 2004 by jake_lex

I Am Charlotte Simmons, Tom Wolfe's new novel, has been praised for its writing and ripped for presenting a ludicrously inaccurate picture of contemporary...

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Chemical Injection Helps Dogs Walk Again

Posted in Geek Dec 4, 2004 by jake_lex

In a study that could have implications for humans facing paralysis as well, researchers at Purdue University have discovered that injecting dogs who have...

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Worst Thanksgiving Dinner Ever

Posted in Culture Nov 30, 2004 by jake_lex

I cooked a Thanksgiving dinner for the first time ever this year. I think it turned out OK, but the potatoes were a little lumpy. But at least I didn't...

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Lucas Wants Christmas Special Banned

Posted in Culture Nov 29, 2004 by jake_lex

Unable to slap some new CGI onto the 1978 "The Star Wars Holiday Special" to make it fit his "original vision," Lucas is calling...

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A New Way to Annoy People With Your Cell Phone

Posted in Geek Nov 28, 2004 by jake_lex

If crappy versions of bad songs being used as ring tones weren't quite bad enough, now you...

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Rice's #2 Choice Could 86 Her Nomination

Posted in Politics Nov 27, 2004 by jake_lex

With the nomination of Condoleeza Rice to replace Colin Powell, an interesting question arises: who will be her deputy? Richard Armitage, current Deputy...

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We Don't Need No Litigation

Posted in Music Nov 26, 2004 by jake_lex

Twenty-three former students of the Islington Green School in London are filing a claim for unpaid royalties for their appearance on Pink Floyd's song "Another...

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But They're Free Now!

Posted in Politics Nov 23, 2004 by jake_lex

The situation for children in Iraq has deteriorated significantly since...

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Krispy Kreme Not As Sweet

Posted in Culture Nov 23, 2004 by jake_lex

Krispy Kreme's stock dropped about 16% on a report of a...

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Ashcroft Blasts Judges

Posted in Politics Nov 15, 2004 by jake_lex

Reminding Americans everywhere why the sight of the door hitting his ass on the way out is something we should all rejoice over, John Ashcroft blasted...

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Belushi Sues Uppity 71 Year-Old Actress

Posted in Culture Nov 10, 2004 by jake_lex

Julie Newmar, who played Catwoman on the TV series, Batman, and Jim Belushi, who'd be flipping burgers if he wasn't John's brother and star of the...

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Halliburton: Yeah, We Bribed People

Posted in Politics Nov 10, 2004 by jake_lex

A report has surfaced that Halliburton may have paid bribes to Nigerian officials to help land a $4 billion natural gas contract. The source of this report?

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Best Buy Tells 20% of Customers "Go Fuck Yourselves"

Posted in Geek Nov 8, 2004 by jake_lex

Best Buy has begun phasing in a new method of dealing...

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Worst Granny Ever

Posted in Culture Nov 7, 2004 by jake_lex

In 1984, Sylvester Smith was convicted of child molestation and given two consecutive life sentences. The charges against him were dismissed on Friday,...

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My Opponent Is a Gay Homosexual

Posted in Politics Oct 28, 2004 by jake_lex

The already weird re-election campaign of incumbent Republican Senator from Kentucky Jim Bunning...

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Sinclair Airs Anti-Kerry News Special

Posted in Politics Oct 24, 2004 by jake_lex

Sinclair Broadcasting aired their anti-Kerry "news special" on Friday night. Scrapping their original plan to simply run a documentary claiming that John...

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Illinois GOP Tries To Forget Their Senate Candidate

Posted in Politics Oct 22, 2004 by jake_lex

The Illinois Republican Party sent a circular out to thousands of homes showing pictures and mentioning the names of Republicans running for key offices...

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