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JUNE 16, 2005 @ 09:10 AM

This is just fucking pathetic.

Yesterday, I went to my friendly neighborhood drug store to pick up some allergy medicine. When I got there, I saw that the allergy medicine wasn't on the shelves anymore. Instead, they have a wall full of little cards with pictures of the various brands of allergy pills. You have to take one, and then take it to the pharmacist for him or her to get the medicine for you.

This is a new law that's just gone into force here to try to make it harder to gather the ingredients (in this case, the pseudoephedrine in the allergy medicine I was getting) to make methamphetamine. So because some hillbilly in BFE got the bright idea to try to make a few bucks by selling meth to his equally chromosome-damaged buddies, we have to go through this bullshit. It was annoying to me, and I'm sure it has to annoy the hell out of the pharmacists.

So here's my note to meth makers: I hope you get your ass blown up. I want to watch you running around with your mullet in flames. You've turned Appalachia into a horribly violent hellhole, and you're annoying everyone else. Just go the fuck away.

SisterMedusa

Portland, OR

June 2005

JUN 16, 2005 09:19 AM

Oh god, is it bad there too? Same law is on the books here in Oregon. I just don't get meth. As far as I'm concerned, it's an idiot's drug. Don't people get high to see God anymore? Or just to relax after a hard day's work? Damn tweakers.

Cheech

Portland, OR

January 2003

JUN 17, 2005 06:54 PM

But meth makes everything so fun.

Cheech

Portland, OR

January 2003

JUN 17, 2005 07:40 PM

I was juss bullshitting. Surprisingly, I've never done anythign harder than pot, even though it is a GATEWAY DRUG!!

...I guess somebody padlocked the gate for my ass. I don't touch that white powder shit.

NoFi

Redondo Beach, CA

February 2004

JUN 30, 2005 06:53 PM

did you listen to the lil markie song i posted? isn't it completely insane?

am i a horrible person for howling with laughter when i hear it?

Witness01

United Kingdom

April 2005

JUL 03, 2005 08:12 AM

They're fuckers. Honest to god. Here in the UK the whole chemist has been replaced by little cards. You can't even buy razorblades without picking up a card and taking it to the guy behind the counter. It's like putting on a betting slip.

creepradio

Pinellas Park, FL

March 2005

JUL 20, 2005 11:58 AM

Hey. Just wanted to let you that I replied to your exotic cat post here.

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2002

JUL 25, 2005 09:15 AM

Hey, Dr. Frank already did the Doors story. Sorry.

ZombieElvis

United Kingdom

January 2005

AUG 18, 2005 03:12 PM

You sir, can find comfort right here.

Come on in, the water's lovely.

Mthrsuperior

Victoria, BC

November 2002

AUG 24, 2005 06:44 PM

"Flashpoint of Armageddon".

Dude, that was awesome.

My imaginary band is henceforth called: Armageddon Flashpoint

AnitaLife

Vatican City

January 2004

AUG 29, 2005 03:02 PM

They're doing that here (Oregon) too. Not only that, but they've halfway passed a bill to make all that shit prescription only. Sucks if you're poor like me.

I lived in Lexington a couple of years ago and remember we had some big storms after fairly minor hurricanes. That Katrina is some scary shit; I hope it weakens considerably as soon as possible. Just wanted to say that my thoughts are with you guys further north as well as the people who got the brunt of the storm.

(And I hope Lexington can deal with major thunderstorm damage more quickly and effectively than major ice storm damage, should it come to that.)

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

SEP 04, 2005 06:38 PM

Hey, there's a whole bunch of updates to the Something Awful story on the Something Awful web site. I don't have time to take that and rewrite it into the story, but I don't want to publish half the story when the situation has completely changed in the meantime. So if you could go to their site and incorporate the updates into the story, I'd love to publish it.

I'm lost

April 2004

SEP 15, 2005 10:13 AM

They're doing that here too. I don't know if it's working or not. I hope all this hassle is worth it. I for one am tired of fucking tweakers stealing everything that's not nailed down.

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