Here's the latest pic of me!
aint i looker!? I tried to make the blackest eyes...RGB -666,-666,-666
aint i looker!? I tried to make the blackest eyes...RGB -666,-666,-666
i may worship Satan and i may kill and eat live sacrificial goats in man's darkest domain (which is Lost Pines near Bastrop , TX..technically ) . However, i hate sick fucks who pray on kids. I was watchin MSNBC To Catch a Predator series. OOohh. to watch these low life maggot fucks get caught and start crying once the cops have the pinned down "Oh god ! oh god ! my life is ruined. Please shoot me , kill me! dont tell my wife..! " ....
i love it. good. i hope you get get dismantled and disemboweled in prison (as all predators do ) , then burn in an eternal Hell (the kind that Clive Barker would design...and Jesus wept? ) . the common thread is that most of those pieces of shit are religious hypocrites. One of these sick assholes had a myspace which said "jesus rocks!" . guess what? how about a broom stick up your ass in Oz , bitch. i fed my hatred on ogrish.com when i saw some pedophile rapist get decapitated by a crude shank in prison.
hi ! i love you ! Jesus Rocks!
yeah, he can rock back n forth on a neuce.
i love it. good. i hope you get get dismantled and disemboweled in prison (as all predators do ) , then burn in an eternal Hell (the kind that Clive Barker would design...and Jesus wept? ) . the common thread is that most of those pieces of shit are religious hypocrites. One of these sick assholes had a myspace which said "jesus rocks!" . guess what? how about a broom stick up your ass in Oz , bitch. i fed my hatred on ogrish.com when i saw some pedophile rapist get decapitated by a crude shank in prison.
hi ! i love you ! Jesus Rocks!
yeah, he can rock back n forth on a neuce.
im back from chicago. holy hell. what kind of place is the north part of this country with ice and snow and the coldest wind i have ever felt. i was thinking i'd get back to 'corona n tequila' weather here in texas , but to my surprise, its more of the same wintery shit.
and i was a naughty nasty filthy little piggy over there. i'll expect a call from a wisconsin FBI and some social workers soon i suppose. but anyways, what happened there, stays there.
and i was a naughty nasty filthy little piggy over there. i'll expect a call from a wisconsin FBI and some social workers soon i suppose. but anyways, what happened there, stays there.
bitchez, im about to go out of town on a bidnez trip . on the other end there are some crazy mofo's . so i gotta bad feeling im gonna be a bad lil jaggy.
haha. tonight some cute little college blonde bimbette was trying to make some money for her "collegiate volleyball team" ..whatever the fuck that means. the minimum was $120. FUCK NO. Paint my patio or something else
, then perhaps., She says "whatever!" and walks away. good riddens. my sucker dickbrained married male neighbors apparently gave $120 and $200. idiots.
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so when do i become a perv? when im forty? fifty? ..dont say thirty..thats coming up in couple god damned years. is it like menudo , i should quit when im a certain age , what are my alternatives? olderbroads.com? should i carve my eyes out with a fork?
haha. tonight some cute little college blonde bimbette was trying to make some money for her "collegiate volleyball team" ..whatever the fuck that means. the minimum was $120. FUCK NO. Paint my patio or something else
, then perhaps., She says "whatever!" and walks away. good riddens. my sucker dickbrained married male neighbors apparently gave $120 and $200. idiots.--
so when do i become a perv? when im forty? fifty? ..dont say thirty..thats coming up in couple god damned years. is it like menudo , i should quit when im a certain age , what are my alternatives? olderbroads.com? should i carve my eyes out with a fork?
todays heart warming moment:
me: "no , it would help if you shut the fuck up. you know brian, i wasnt talking to you. go home and fuck a melon."
Hahaha...my brother in law asked for it.
Well, I'm quiting my chef job. I'm not makng enough money. I'm going to be a self-employed contractor in software development and support. I can make an assload of money. I'm just gonna stock up on money then retire early. im sell-out sucka MC, i know this. blah blah yak yak yak milk
.and fuckall, i have goddamn head cold.
me: "no , it would help if you shut the fuck up. you know brian, i wasnt talking to you. go home and fuck a melon."
Hahaha...my brother in law asked for it.
Well, I'm quiting my chef job. I'm not makng enough money. I'm going to be a self-employed contractor in software development and support. I can make an assload of money. I'm just gonna stock up on money then retire early. im sell-out sucka MC, i know this. blah blah yak yak yak milk
.and fuckall, i have goddamn head cold.
my video to a song i call primatene
its filmed with a tiny spy camera. i walk around the house filming shit then make music out of it. only crazies do that shit.
its filmed with a tiny spy camera. i walk around the house filming shit then make music out of it. only crazies do that shit.
ayite, fuck politics. im sick of it. lets get down to brass-tax, bitches.
This is what i want for xmas (yeah, i took a picture of it at Lowes, im a loser) :
and this is me (in the darkness as usual and over-parenthesizing again):
how can you deny this asshole? he needs his fine and reliable tool storage from Lowes ($250 on sale through end of Nov). Haha...yeah right. I'll guess I'll get it myself,...assholes.
Update:
here's a morsel of kickass. from me, with love. i hope you can feel it. cuz its there.
This is what i want for xmas (yeah, i took a picture of it at Lowes, im a loser) :
and this is me (in the darkness as usual and over-parenthesizing again):
how can you deny this asshole? he needs his fine and reliable tool storage from Lowes ($250 on sale through end of Nov). Haha...yeah right. I'll guess I'll get it myself,...assholes.
Update:
here's a morsel of kickass. from me, with love. i hope you can feel it. cuz its there.
Enough of my wanton hypergay infatuation with Lee Marvin.
now how about me bloodlusting and godless.
i sketched this at work, im about to quit, fuck those fear mongering work-a-holics. at my age of wisdom, i found a comfortable way of life where i dont need a whole lotta money anyways.
im about to drive my Gf out of her fuckin mind. I watch too much news. I know too much. All of the news you see on SG I already know and I'm a day ahead because i listen, read, and watch the fuckin news all the time now. i cant shut up about it. hold me!
Here's a gift, get cool and check out:
UBUWEB
now how about me bloodlusting and godless.
i sketched this at work, im about to quit, fuck those fear mongering work-a-holics. at my age of wisdom, i found a comfortable way of life where i dont need a whole lotta money anyways.
im about to drive my Gf out of her fuckin mind. I watch too much news. I know too much. All of the news you see on SG I already know and I'm a day ahead because i listen, read, and watch the fuckin news all the time now. i cant shut up about it. hold me!
Here's a gift, get cool and check out:
UBUWEB
I just wanna say I'm on my Lee Marvin trip again...teetering between admiration and homoeroticism, but anything for Lee.
Who is Lee Marvin?
Look at this. That's not a gun , that's his actual cock. He often used his giant cock as a prop. He cared about the movie budget.
With movies like The Killers and The Professionals , good god almighty. compared to todays standards, every other male actor today has a vaginal flap for a penis.
TastersChoice: Swervedriver , "Cars Converge"
Who is Lee Marvin?
Look at this. That's not a gun , that's his actual cock. He often used his giant cock as a prop. He cared about the movie budget.
With movies like The Killers and The Professionals , good god almighty. compared to todays standards, every other male actor today has a vaginal flap for a penis.
TastersChoice: Swervedriver , "Cars Converge"
After my toothpaste ecstacy and vision of Her Lady of the Elusive Spoon, I decided to write this.
So my boss is the big blogger fuck. He's always reading blogs . "I read in Karl Rove's blog that.." and "Rush said on his blog.." Blog fuckin blog. He knew our third quarter results before anyone, because he read on the CEO's goddamned buttfucking blog.
So Friday I didn't show up and I get a muthafuckin phone call at Denny's while I'm trying to get my Grand Slam the FUCK on. It's fatass asking where I'm at. I said, "Didn't you read my blog?"
He didn't like my joke, but the bacon was fantastic. Holy shit, I'm like Howie Mandel tonight!
I took the time take a picture of beer. Its The Reverend ale dedicated to Rick Santorum and Ted Haggard, fallen angels to stinky evil of the human male ass. Here's to you gentlemen, cheers to absolute hypocrisy, betrayal, and butt plugs!
Speakiing of donut holes, hello dolly! What is that hiding behind the beer? Its a box of glazed chocolate cake donuts from H-E-B. The night is young and those super yummy delicious donuts are not getting any younger. Somethin is for sure, those heavy, moist, chocolatey sexual cakes will be munched and washed down with the coldest milk , icelandic milk so cold you can feel it trace down your esophagus into your soul.
So my boss is the big blogger fuck. He's always reading blogs . "I read in Karl Rove's blog that.." and "Rush said on his blog.." Blog fuckin blog. He knew our third quarter results before anyone, because he read on the CEO's goddamned buttfucking blog.
So Friday I didn't show up and I get a muthafuckin phone call at Denny's while I'm trying to get my Grand Slam the FUCK on. It's fatass asking where I'm at. I said, "Didn't you read my blog?"
He didn't like my joke, but the bacon was fantastic. Holy shit, I'm like Howie Mandel tonight!
I took the time take a picture of beer. Its The Reverend ale dedicated to Rick Santorum and Ted Haggard, fallen angels to stinky evil of the human male ass. Here's to you gentlemen, cheers to absolute hypocrisy, betrayal, and butt plugs!
Speakiing of donut holes, hello dolly! What is that hiding behind the beer? Its a box of glazed chocolate cake donuts from H-E-B. The night is young and those super yummy delicious donuts are not getting any younger. Somethin is for sure, those heavy, moist, chocolatey sexual cakes will be munched and washed down with the coldest milk , icelandic milk so cold you can feel it trace down your esophagus into your soul.
