It's my birthday today. I'm 28 years old. Facebook is all about random birthday wishes, but SG seems more or less indifferent to it (hence, my blog post). Man, I wish could meet some fine LA-area SGs for my birthday. Still haven't met a single one (though I saw Cricket perform--that's about it). Really makes me wonder if this site is actually a community of some sort, like it once seemed to be, or just glorified porn. I mean, porn on my birthday is good, but real women/people are better...

I hate SG and all the girls on it so much for not loving me back as much as I love you that I've decided to bomb the SG headquarters on Santa Monica. I wanna see SGs die!!!

Boy, I sure wish I could get in to this 'SuicideGirls Must Die!' screening tonight downtown! Missy didn't come through for me, despite half a decade or so of SG patronage. The theater number doesn't get through to anyone. Man, I just drove by the SG office on Santa Monica today. I should have tried to hussle myself a ticket. Bummer.

I live in motherfucking Los Angeles now! Echo Park. And I still haven't met a single LA SuicideGirl. It's a damn shame...

I'M MOVING TO LA!!! Or more like LA area. Not sure where yet. Could end up living in the Inland Empire or San Gabriel Valley--wherever I can find a decent place of my own. I just really don't want to live with anyone else. I've served my time with that. Got a good job in Pomona that I just couldn't pass up. Will miss San Francisco majorly, I'm sure, but am looking forward to meeting some good people down south.

I'm heading to LA for a few days to do a job interview in Pomona and to just hang out for a bit. If they want me at this place, I may very well move down from SF. Just thought I'd keep SG peeps posted. Of course I dream of meeting many of you fine SoCal SGs...

LOOKING FOR FRIENDS AND/OR PEOPLE TO CRASH WITH FOR UPCOMING TRAVEL!!!


I will be in LONDON for the first time at the beginning of November for about a week and a half. Then I'm heading to Spain on Nov. 12th (first BARCELONA, then MADRID). I'm so excited! I leave Spain on Nov. 26th, out of Madrid. I can't stay for too long because money will surely run out. I would love to meet up with anyone in these cities who could show me around, have some drinks/coffee, see some music, etc. I could really use a place to crash in Barcelona.

Feel free to drop me a line, whoever you are...

Jake

Portland is next. Just waiting for word from my old friend up there. Maybe Seattle and Vancouver too. Looking forward to it.

I'm in LA for the next couple of weeks. Hit me up, SGs. Anyone. Don't even care if I know you. (415)368-2318. I could also really use a place to crash on Sunday night, and perhaps any following nights that you'd be willing to put me up. Otherwise I'll be sleeping in my car or maybe find a hostel. I promise I'm very clean and unobtrusive. I can also play you guitar or ukulele if you like. I take requests...

Goodbye, SG peeps. I'm going to resist renewing my account for the sake of my own development. We'll see if it lasts--I hope. Lords knows I've said this before. Thanks for being awesome and naked, everybody (especially you, Annika...). It's been fun. Take care.

Jake