This is my new favorite song, not sure how I went this long without hearing it before. It just makes you want to whoop someones ass doesn't it?...llmao
Clutch - Binge and Purge : )
Clutch - Binge and Purge : )
MySpace survey stolen from Seva.....boredom personified 
7 Deadly Sins
-Wrath-
Who did you last get angry with?
I seldom get angry so I would have to say my ex-wife back in like January.
What is your weapon of choice?
My trusty Glock
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Only as an absolute last resort if she was trying to kill me or a loved one, then I'd pop a cap in her ass yo.
How about the same sex?
Sho nuff
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
No clue
What is your pet peeve?
I have a few, Being lied to, cheated on and stood up are some of the biggies though
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I couldn't hold a grudge if my life depended on it
-Sloth-
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?
Clean?
What is the latest you've ever woken up?
Ever?...Jeez I think I slept til like 3 when I was in college
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Grandmother
What is the last lame excuse that you made?
Don't really make excuses
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Sure, sleepless nights will do that to you
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
Zero, I turned it off last night
-Gluttony-
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Upside down caramel macchiotto with soy from Starbucks...jeez I was almost embarrassed to write that...lol
Are you a meat eater?
Absolutely
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one
sitting/outing/event?
I'm not a heavy drinker but I would say probably at least a case of beer.
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
Yes, absolutely
Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
I like chocolate...a lot
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
All of the above
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
Um...hell to the no...lol
-Greed-
How many credit cards do you own?
three, two are empty...one is almost maxed.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Pay off debt first, you can't invest til you get your debt paid off. Otherwise you are just wasting money.
Would you rather be rich or famous?
rich
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
Of course, I can always have fun in my free time and when I retire.
-Lust -
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
Oh...you didn't rule out internet :o
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
yes, and I've been caught..sometimes I'm not very good at hiding it
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
I honestly can't say that I have a fav, but I do find myself staring at a nice ass
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
Yes
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Yes, but I didn't know she was a prostitute til the next weekend....lmao
-Envy-
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
I want Brian's job, which, ironically, is my old job.
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
My ex-wife? She is the only one I know that has taste that I admire.
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
I'm cool being me.
Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
A few times I wished I had bigger muscles, but that was always something I could have fixed if I really wanted them. Then I just covered it all up with tattoos.
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
The self-confidence to just walk up to anyone and start chatting with them.
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When was the last time you really laughed?
Not sure, I laugh all the time
When is the last time you took a nap?
A few weeks ago?
What are you listening to right now?
Dear God (the remix by Tricky)
What are you wearing?
A crappy old robe...lol
What's on your mind most today?
cleaning my house
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Hell to the no, for instance I think child molesters should have their dicks cut off.
If you could work at any clothing store, which store would you pick?
I wouldn't,fuck that
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
No
Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Last night, they were tasty
Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
I haven't
Have you ever called a person useless?
Yep, my dad
Do you usually tell people when they hurt your feelings?
Ya, I'm honest to a fault
Do you like anyone now?
Sure
What happened at 10:00 am today?
It's not yet
What do you want in your life right now?
to meet that certain someone and make them smile all the time
Something you just don't understand?
How in the hell people could consider re-electing Bush for a third term
What is the last thing someone bought you?
Dinner
Where did you last eat?
Here
Who's the most annoying person in your neighborhood?
This dude thats shaped like a weeble-wobble that's on the Home Owners Board, thinks he has to be up in everyones business.
What were you doing at 8:30PM Friday night?
Going to pick up Holly
Do you plan on moving in the next year?
I'm not planing it but I wouldn't mind it.
Why is your MySpace private?
It's not, I'm an open book... myspace.com/crkrlac
7 Deadly Sins
-Wrath-
Who did you last get angry with?
I seldom get angry so I would have to say my ex-wife back in like January.
What is your weapon of choice?
My trusty Glock
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Only as an absolute last resort if she was trying to kill me or a loved one, then I'd pop a cap in her ass yo.
How about the same sex?
Sho nuff
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
No clue
What is your pet peeve?
I have a few, Being lied to, cheated on and stood up are some of the biggies though
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I couldn't hold a grudge if my life depended on it
-Sloth-
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?
Clean?
What is the latest you've ever woken up?
Ever?...Jeez I think I slept til like 3 when I was in college
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Grandmother
What is the last lame excuse that you made?
Don't really make excuses
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Sure, sleepless nights will do that to you
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
Zero, I turned it off last night
-Gluttony-
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Upside down caramel macchiotto with soy from Starbucks...jeez I was almost embarrassed to write that...lol
Are you a meat eater?
Absolutely
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one
sitting/outing/event?
I'm not a heavy drinker but I would say probably at least a case of beer.
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
Yes, absolutely
Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
I like chocolate...a lot
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
All of the above
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
Um...hell to the no...lol
-Greed-
How many credit cards do you own?
three, two are empty...one is almost maxed.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Pay off debt first, you can't invest til you get your debt paid off. Otherwise you are just wasting money.
Would you rather be rich or famous?
rich
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
Of course, I can always have fun in my free time and when I retire.
-Lust -
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
Oh...you didn't rule out internet :o
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
yes, and I've been caught..sometimes I'm not very good at hiding it
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
I honestly can't say that I have a fav, but I do find myself staring at a nice ass
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
Yes
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Yes, but I didn't know she was a prostitute til the next weekend....lmao
-Envy-
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
I want Brian's job, which, ironically, is my old job.
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
My ex-wife? She is the only one I know that has taste that I admire.
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
I'm cool being me.
Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
A few times I wished I had bigger muscles, but that was always something I could have fixed if I really wanted them. Then I just covered it all up with tattoos.
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
The self-confidence to just walk up to anyone and start chatting with them.
__________________________________________________________
When was the last time you really laughed?
Not sure, I laugh all the time
When is the last time you took a nap?
A few weeks ago?
What are you listening to right now?
Dear God (the remix by Tricky)
What are you wearing?
A crappy old robe...lol
What's on your mind most today?
cleaning my house
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Hell to the no, for instance I think child molesters should have their dicks cut off.
If you could work at any clothing store, which store would you pick?
I wouldn't,fuck that
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
No
Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Last night, they were tasty
Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
I haven't
Have you ever called a person useless?
Yep, my dad
Do you usually tell people when they hurt your feelings?
Ya, I'm honest to a fault
Do you like anyone now?
Sure
What happened at 10:00 am today?
It's not yet
What do you want in your life right now?
to meet that certain someone and make them smile all the time
Something you just don't understand?
How in the hell people could consider re-electing Bush for a third term
What is the last thing someone bought you?
Dinner
Where did you last eat?
Here
Who's the most annoying person in your neighborhood?
This dude thats shaped like a weeble-wobble that's on the Home Owners Board, thinks he has to be up in everyones business.
What were you doing at 8:30PM Friday night?
Going to pick up Holly
Do you plan on moving in the next year?
I'm not planing it but I wouldn't mind it.
Why is your MySpace private?
It's not, I'm an open book... myspace.com/crkrlac
<RANT>
Funerals are despicable. The opportunistic preachers never fail to preach to their captive audiences about shit that doesn't have anything to do with the deceased. They just have to seize the moment and try to convert as many people as possible while those people can't go anywhere.
Viewings and open caskets are equally despicable, why would you ever want to remember someone like that? Remember them when they were full of life, not when they look like they should be in a wax museum.
I do NOT want a funeral when I die, hell I don't even want to be buried. Save the real estate for something useful. Cremate me, scatter my ashes somewhere cool and move on. Have a party, celebrate the life I had, don't mourn my death.
If you must do something to commemorate my passing tip a 40 for your homey, since I am Gangsta...lmao
</RANT>
Funerals are despicable. The opportunistic preachers never fail to preach to their captive audiences about shit that doesn't have anything to do with the deceased. They just have to seize the moment and try to convert as many people as possible while those people can't go anywhere.
Viewings and open caskets are equally despicable, why would you ever want to remember someone like that? Remember them when they were full of life, not when they look like they should be in a wax museum.
I do NOT want a funeral when I die, hell I don't even want to be buried. Save the real estate for something useful. Cremate me, scatter my ashes somewhere cool and move on. Have a party, celebrate the life I had, don't mourn my death.
If you must do something to commemorate my passing tip a 40 for your homey, since I am Gangsta...lmao
</RANT>
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Last weekend I drove to Chicago to see Nick Cave at the Riviera theater in Chicago, it was awesome. Well worth the 24 hours of driving and awkwardness of hanging with my ex-wives best friends...lmao
That is all.
Last weekend I drove to Chicago to see Nick Cave at the Riviera theater in Chicago, it was awesome. Well worth the 24 hours of driving and awkwardness of hanging with my ex-wives best friends...lmao
That is all.
Random shit about me.
I am a single parent with two boys...and I've already done this once before 10 years ago.
My theme song is Electric Worry by Clutch
Morphine is one of the greatest bands of all time.
My favorite smell is pot, but I don't get high.
My ex-wife was my was my crutch, when that was taken from me I fell....hard.
Boxer's are the coolest dogs ever, I have one and I am getting another next week. Both are white.
I lost part of my hearing and have tinitis because of artillery when I was in the Marine Corps.
Murder By Death is one of the greatest bands of all time.
The vast majority of my tattoos do not mean anything to me, I just love the art.
I am a total beer snob.
I currently live the life I do for my kids. If it weren't for them I would be living in Berkeley, Ca. doing who knows what.
Nick Cave and John Prine are two of the greatest song writers of all time.
I am a MySpace addict.
Clutch is one of the greatest bands of all time.
I quit smoking 8 years ago after smoking for half my life...yay me.
I am honest to a fault...chances are I will piss you off at some point.
I am not attracted to a "type", I am attracted to women who are comfortable in their own skin.
That being said, I am shallow when it comes to looks.
Nothing makes me happier than the smile of that certain someone.
My father is a complete and total loser.
I firmly believe in this quote: "Introspection is the most powerful tool we possess. Most of us just don't know how to use it...or don't care to".
I came up with that quote...lol
I love my house, but I don't consider it home.
The only way for me to sleep at night is for me to take sleeping aids.
My most prized possession is a painting of an old Asian man smoking a pipe with a bag of opium around his neck.
I spend the vast majority of my time at home in my bedroom, it's my sanctuary.
When Vaden (my oldest Boxer) dies it will devastate me...and everybody I know.
Despite everything (or in spite of everything) I am still a phenomenally happy person most of the time.
I am a single parent with two boys...and I've already done this once before 10 years ago.
My theme song is Electric Worry by Clutch
Morphine is one of the greatest bands of all time.
My favorite smell is pot, but I don't get high.
My ex-wife was my was my crutch, when that was taken from me I fell....hard.
Boxer's are the coolest dogs ever, I have one and I am getting another next week. Both are white.
I lost part of my hearing and have tinitis because of artillery when I was in the Marine Corps.
Murder By Death is one of the greatest bands of all time.
The vast majority of my tattoos do not mean anything to me, I just love the art.
I am a total beer snob.
I currently live the life I do for my kids. If it weren't for them I would be living in Berkeley, Ca. doing who knows what.
Nick Cave and John Prine are two of the greatest song writers of all time.
I am a MySpace addict.
Clutch is one of the greatest bands of all time.
I quit smoking 8 years ago after smoking for half my life...yay me.
I am honest to a fault...chances are I will piss you off at some point.
I am not attracted to a "type", I am attracted to women who are comfortable in their own skin.
That being said, I am shallow when it comes to looks.
Nothing makes me happier than the smile of that certain someone.
My father is a complete and total loser.
I firmly believe in this quote: "Introspection is the most powerful tool we possess. Most of us just don't know how to use it...or don't care to".
I came up with that quote...lol
I love my house, but I don't consider it home.
The only way for me to sleep at night is for me to take sleeping aids.
My most prized possession is a painting of an old Asian man smoking a pipe with a bag of opium around his neck.
I spend the vast majority of my time at home in my bedroom, it's my sanctuary.
When Vaden (my oldest Boxer) dies it will devastate me...and everybody I know.
Despite everything (or in spite of everything) I am still a phenomenally happy person most of the time.
