I'm hoping to go to San Diego and Tijuana for a weekend in a couple of weeks. I haven't been out of town in fucking forever....I need a change of scenery. Anyone need any fake rolexes or butterfly knives.

I'm having a good weekend.....I (very reluctantly) went into the office yesterday and was able to settle an entire divorce from beginning to end in six hours. To my clients' credit, they made my job A LOT easier by leaving their emotions at home and focusing clearly on an equitable and fair division of their community assets and debts. They didn't have children, either, which always makes it easier, too. These nice people contributed significantly to my new, desperately needed computer and my proposed vacation to Cancun next January. Thanks!

I got fucking FUBAR last night....woke up this morning at 6am with no hangover and not incarcerated. Bonus fun with no consequences baby! I'm hittin the pool now. Beer me dude. Hope everyone has a great day, eh.....

It really sucks when you just don't have time in your personal life to be legitimately and justifiably angry. Rather, albeit legitimate and justified, to take the anger that you've involuntarily ingested as the result of other people's indifference and channel it into something remotely productive for yourself. I'm angry at so many things right now it's too hard to keep track. Probably, mostly at myself, but its making me tired notwithstanding the source. I wish karma worked faster. I wish that people were reasonable. Sometimes I wish that everyone could just smoke some hash and calm the fuck down for once. word.

I appreciate everyone's input about my camera confusion......I've decided on this.....



Its on sale at costco.com for $199.00 and comes with a free 2G memory card. 10.0 effective megapixels for high-resolution images
Optical 5x Zoom-NIKKOR lens. I'm getting the black one. I think it's going to be fucking rad, eh.

I need a camera. Bad. I have absolultely no photographic abilities whatsoever, but I want a good one. Any suggestions? Thanks!

I'm so happy and stonded right now I want to make everyone's life like back in 1987 when I was most happy. Totally wish I could do that for you. <3

After killing myself all week working, thinking I had a bad cold and thinking I could shake it off, I ended up getting really bad yesterday morning, so I went to the hospital. Turns out I have fucking bronchitis. I thought I was going to die I felt so bad. I've never had it before. Not fun. But the steroid laced inhaler and codeine cough syrup they gave me is!! I hate missing work. I'm just going to chill and get better this weekend so I can get right back to it on Monday. I hope you all have a GREAT one......

Well, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. In my own defense, though, I was one of the first ones who said it would go to a game six. And it did. All respect to the Pens for giving all of their hearts chasing the cup. Here's to all of their broken noses, broken fingers and ankles, and now the broken hearts of the young players who worked so damn hard all the way to the bitter end. And congrats to the Wings on winning. Now on to bigger and better things. New York Rangers will be the Stanley Cup champions of the 2008-2009 NHL season, eh!!!! Trust and believe THAT!! Yeah baby. See you next season!!! GO RANGERS!!!

Dude, Its a wonder how I ever get any work done with so many distractions of perfection.....







and, WOW.....who is this beautiful woman???

sex. booze. music. blaze. sex. booze. hockey. blaze. blaze. sex. booze. breakfast. pool. sun. booze. blaze. sex. sleep.

how was your weekend?

dude......I just want to eat this woman up...


and this one....