Sascha Baron Cohen is the bravest man alive. I'm talking testicles of STEEL. I just saw Brüno...which is funny and I enjoyed it. But shiiiiiit... He's still alive after that? That's gotta deserve some respect.

I just kicked Sean's ass at Go Fish. I'd love to claim that it was due to cunning strategy and expert card counting skill...but it wasn't.

What's with all of the sets featuring small furry animals? In the past ten days there's been a puppy, a ferret, and a bunny rabbit. I mean...I like cute and fuzzy as much as the next girl but REALLY now? I think we're over doing it a little bit.

I need a day job. I'm really sick of running a deficit every month. I can't really afford the rent here...but more than that, I can't afford the cost to move to a cheaper place. So...day job. I applied to Blockbuster, the Buckle, Vans and Half Price Books. I'd love to work at Blockbuster because their application process was fantastic and efficient and asked good questions. And I respect that. I refuse to apply to Borders cause they're commies. I don't want to be "that girl" who works at Starbucks. And I don't want to touch food. Any suggestions?

My show previewed tonight. It went really well. Nobody fucked anything up and the actors don't know what they'd do without me. Which is always my goal. Make yourself invaluable and no one will give you shit.

We went grocery shopping the other day and got the fixin's for grilled cheese, pasta and peanut butter sandwiches. Hopefully that'll last us two weeks. Also bought gas today. Hope THAT will last us two weeks. I'm really tired of being poor all the time. I'm seriously considering looking into food stamps cause I can't afford jack shit. And it's really stressing me out.

On a positive note I'm going on vacation in a week and a half! My mommy's taking me on a cruise. It's only for a weekend but it'll be fantastic. Poor Sean is getting left home all alone though. And that's four shows that I won't get paid for...but...first vacation in like 3 years. That's kind of a necessity.

And my birthday is in three weeks. I'm trying to get our musical director to write me a song. Maybe I'll get lucky and someone will get me a new laptop. Mine doesn't charge anymore. And it doesn't like to start up all the time. And it shuts itself off randomly...especially in the middle of filling out job applications. So I need a new one. I'd love a netbook except I need a CD/DVD drive.

OH! The LHC did collisions today. I'm super excited. Also I bought a cake pan today even though I couldn't afford it...and I'm gonna make cake!!

I'm so poor I'm whoring out my intellect on Craigslist...this sucks.

Oooh Xena, Warrior Princess...how I love thee!

I NEED to see Repo the Genetic Opera. I cannot believe that movie escaped my notice for so long. As it is it was a fluke that I just happened to not skip the commericials before watching the Spirit. But Repo looks like it is RIGHT the fuck up my alley. I need to see it...right now.

I'm thinking about getting some piercings. Definitely getting my eyebrow done and I'm going back and forth on getting a centered labret. Can anyone offer up some pros and cons for me to mull over? I'm also curious about what to look for in a piercer (obviously experience and hygeine...anything else?) and any tips or tricks you've got for me to make the healing process easier.

I want to learn from your vast experience! Help a girl out.

I bought Nietszche's "Thus Spake Zarathustra" and a deck of tarot cards today. I wonder what that says about me.

I tried to go to a roller derby bout today. After driving for nearly two hours, I arrived at the rink and they were fucking sold the fuck out. So I had to turn around and drive back. What a fucking day....