age: 31 (Mar 16, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2004

occupation: chef and nightly entertainer, working for the man

makes me sad: all sorts of shit too

makes me happy: all sorts of shit. money

sign: your name on the dotted line!

heroes: johnny cash

most humbling moment: getting my pants pulled off of me in 7th grade p.e.

stats: fat and ugly!

gets me hot: girls with ink, the sun, vw's

crush: natalie

into: good looking women with tattoos, vw's

body mods: tattoos used to be pierced but not any more.