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MAY 16, 2013 @ 12:10 PM | 20 COMMENTS


MARCH 26, 2013 @ 12:31 PM


I will be landing in London, England 7:30AM'ish (London time) this Friday. I cannot begin to express how fucking stoked I am. Seriously. Fucking. Stoked.

Get to see my wonderful husband, meet my father-in-law, crazy nan, sister-in-law, nieces.... it's kind of surreal. I'll be meeting other people too. Was a short list.
FEBRUARY 28, 2013 @ 10:39 AM


i've gone on a plug buying binge...

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i may require an intervention, but not until i get some plain black ones.
FEBRUARY 24, 2013 @ 10:54 PM


JANUARY 30, 2013 @ 12:57 AM


whatever happened to happy blogs?

i'm pretty happy. my world isn't falling apart. hubby was here n we painted n decorated. place looks super cute. pets are doing well. work is good, have had 5 days off in a row and i feel unemployed. grandma's house looks like it's finally going to be sold, so that'll be good.

i believe this to be blog worthy.
DECEMBER 25, 2012 @ 01:13 AM


MERRY WHATEVER.

hope you all get to spend this holiday with those you love.
be safe.
DECEMBER 5, 2012 @ 07:04 PM


had the husband back for almost 9 full days, and i didn't work any of em!
we managed to put a tile back splash in the kitchen without killing each other. although he is not allowed to grout, as he sucks at it, and i'm awesome at it.
we put up our xmas tree, and finished the gift shopping/wrapping for all the family members, incl. my future niece who's still cooking. baby clothes are so damn cute.
we adopted a kitten, her name is Macy. don't think we've ever known a cat who is so happy to just lay in your lap for hours. she's missing a piece of her left ear...which makes her all cute n deformed.
hubby got me my own S&W bodyguard 38... i fucked that zombie up at the range, self horn tooting.
it was a very good visit. can't wait til it's for keeps.
NOVEMBER 6, 2012 @ 09:49 AM


Dear Microwaveable Macaroni and Cheese,
You are definitely drunk people food. It isn't a bad thing. However....when you put your heating instructions on the actual container I am putting into the microwave, you do me a disservice. Like many inebriated people, my short term memory is not so great. Therefore, you force me to guess that anywhere between 3-8 minutes is the correct cooking time for my brunch. Yeah. fuck you. brunch.
at least put the directions on your lil powdered cheese packet, fuckface.

OCTOBER 18, 2012 @ 12:27 PM


the husband would like a zombie apocalypse kit for christmas.... what should i put in it? we've already got a shotgun, i'll be getting a handgun soon. obviously i'll put ammo, canned foods, can opener in it...batteries...etc...but what else?
OCTOBER 5, 2012 @ 12:51 PM


All moved in! He's been here...we've done some stuff, AEB....as evidenced by...fuck you medical abbreviations not being widely accepted (yet)....PHOTOS!
before and after style.

kitchen before:

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kitchen after:

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yes, yes it is messy. show me yours.

living room before:

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living room after:

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bedroom before:

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bedroom after:

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yup...went to the range with the shotgun. here he is, forced thumbs up n all.

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we adopted a kitty. her name is frankie, short for frankenstein. she's small. she's kind of a bitch. she's got lots of toes. look at all those toes!

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gizmo and laverne dig the new place, too...especially the top of the fridge. awesome shit happens there.

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nothing could be as awesome as the bathroom sink, though...just ask dumbfuck.

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AWESOME I SAY!!

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what else? i dunno...lost my train of thought, too many pictures.
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