Dear Microwaveable Macaroni and Cheese,
You are definitely drunk people food. It isn't a bad thing. However....when you put your heating instructions on the actual container I am putting into the microwave, you do me a disservice. Like many inebriated people, my short term memory is not so great. Therefore, you force me to guess that anywhere between 3-8 minutes is the correct cooking time for my brunch. Yeah. fuck you. brunch.
at least put the directions on your lil powdered cheese packet, fuckface.
You are definitely drunk people food. It isn't a bad thing. However....when you put your heating instructions on the actual container I am putting into the microwave, you do me a disservice. Like many inebriated people, my short term memory is not so great. Therefore, you force me to guess that anywhere between 3-8 minutes is the correct cooking time for my brunch. Yeah. fuck you. brunch.
at least put the directions on your lil powdered cheese packet, fuckface.
NOV 19, 2012 09:17 PM
I swear it was like.... KAPOW 
NOV 20, 2012 04:31 AM
I know bad bad me. 
NOV 20, 2012 05:41 AM
Helllllooooooo, dear!!!! 
NOV 20, 2012 06:34 AM
I know.
*hugs*
NOV 21, 2012 12:29 AM
NOV 23, 2012 11:25 AM
The thing you have to remember about drunk people food is that it's not just consumed by drunk people, it's produced by them as well.
NOV 23, 2012 11:41 AM
So far it's treating me pretty well. I haven't gotten a paycheque yet (I start work on Monday), so I've been spending as little money as possible (which means not doing much of the touristy things I want to).
I realize it was a while ago, but I never congratulated you on your wedding. It makes me happy that you seem to have found somebody that makes you happy. So congratulations. I'm sorry I missed it. It looks like it was a fun affair.
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