
About Me
I'm cold as ice, and I'm sharper than William H. Taft--even the man Shaft. I love the ladies, the ladies, the ladies...
age: 0 (Jun 19, 1865)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2005
occupation: resident smart ass
crush: I want a Marlee and Wendy sandwich...now that'd be a lifetime of juicy eating for me!!!
makes me happy: good sex
stats: 99 bottles of beer on the wall...
makes me sad: WAR
i lost my virginity: when I learned that I wouldnt half ta return it to where I found it in the first place























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