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humberthumbert likes making fun of those different than me.

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into: destroying luaus, making fun of those different than me, really boring sex

makes me happy: writing, interlochen arts camp and the entire state of michigan, "build me up buttercup" by the pretenders, bad lesbian movie drinking games (where you drink everytime they show a spinning top), snow, feminism, photography, following pretty girls in and out of buildings

makes me sad: violence, prejudice, feburary, the right wing, the strains of acoustic folk

vices: prone to general emo-ness

thoughts on sg: I love it

 

occupation: the lesbian spike lee

current crush: misty mundae

stats: my heart is a broken lamp

body mods: these teenagers today with their crazy "tattoos" and "piercin's"

gets me hot: tomboys

favorite position: linebacker

fantasy: picking up your mom outside the grocery store and taking her back to the milf pad for some action. consider her HUNTED!

sign: slow children crossing

most humbling moment: that time i got an erection in front of the whole improv class

i lost my virginity: then she died of typhus

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again.

I WANT: Romance, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Bookworm, Fuck you, I defy categories